What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

whats with the nick, claire scoot?

it was going to get posted sooner or later

I'm just an emo kid......

bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You love it, don' cha?

We need an "I'm just an emo kid" meme....calling all photoshoppers!

;)

In relation to bikes the hipster-hating thing only came about because people who were being dismissed as 'fakengers' had to find someone they could be contemptuous of, someone lower down the food chain.

It's a food chain of perception RPM, or insecurity. The fakenger thing never made sense, this hipster baiting is just as risible and all the nodder bashing is an embarrassment.
First they came for the nodders etc etc.

The worst thing are the exengers, at the top of the food chain, looking down on everybody else. :)

The emo kid is on here somewhere, but she won't tell me what her username is.

How many times, sumo is not a hipster, although he may become more hipster via osmosis now that he lives with me.

Given that Scoot is a hipster's hipster, you have to read this ironically, and this means that she means the opposite of what she says. So, the non-hipster translation is something like:

I've never said this, but sumo is the king of hipsters, although he may become less hipster by osmosis now that he lives with me.

Er, hang on ... :)

Greenracer?

im guessing by scoots reaction and the following comments that the girl in the red hat is scoot?

or am i way off the mark here.

scoot is the victim of the tit punch yes

Girl in cap is Scoot, Blonde is Greenracer, dude in blue tie is Sumo pre-osmosis

The emo kid is on here somewhere, but she won't tell me what her username is.

As a proper hipster, you should be able to triangulate her, surely?

i did wanna ask if the boob was ok, but thought it would be a bit forward having never met

I think today might be the first time I have given Schlick rep

Yeah that's me. In my defense I don't usually dress that ridiculously, lensless glasses are not my usual look, it was for a project where me and Eliza were in a made-up band called The Skin Tights and I'm a hipster and she's an emo and the dude is our manager. It was meant to be a promotional video but we just dicked about instead.

My boob is fine thanks. It gets a lot of abuse. It's learned to cope.

I think today might be the first time I have given Schlick rep

is that like a schlick burn?

My boob is fine thanks. It gets a lot of abuse. It's learned to cope.

Has Sumo felt the need to practice his punching in between the times he's with banksy?

I'm so confused.

So, that photographer is Mr Smyth, right?

Where did you even find that mr smyth?