What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

jesus. come on people - at least pretend to fucking try.

fuck me - been reposted twice on the same page.

oops

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-only-way-is-dalston-auditions-casting-vox-pops

proper william-anker's

;-)

ooops

rep'd, you know why.

fuck me - been reposted twice on the same page.

i was about to post it too but i decided to catch up on the thread first.
have some of this instead

looks like an extra from this

Dances of the soldiers - YouTube

I quite liked the way this went:

Do you consider yourself to be a hipster?
Sharlon: No way, man!
**
Do you know what a hipster is?**
Sharlon: Not really.
**
Then how can you say you’re not it?**
Sharlon: ‘Cause I can’t say I’m something, when I don’t know what it is.

What a bunch of cunts…

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-only-way-is-dalston-auditions-casting-vox-pops

Well they've all got their pastiche-selves into the dialectical pages of Vice so they've followed their particular yellow brick road and found it to be a cul-de-sac of predictability. There's nothing new to say about it, which to a Dalston hipster is what garlic is to Dracula. Cultural dregs.

Yup.

fuck me - been reposted twice on the same page.

and i quoted it in the post directly above

'Hitler' would be a great name for a band, in isolation. History decrees that a potentially wicked name falls by the wayside to be surpassed by arsing 'N Dubz'. A band name that actually referred to something would be nice, even Toploader managed that.

When Hanson released their first (only?) record, I misread their name. For a few minutes, I thought it was pretty radical for a boy band to name themselves after a mass murderer. (Much more so than for some goth emo-type trying to give an edge to his fluffy music).

rep'd, you know why.

i was about to post it too but i decided to catch up on the thread first.
have some of this instead

Same guy wearing the lace 3 pages ago?

MMmmmmm, burgundy boots

Wank. Even on a lady. In 1979.

Wank on a lady in 1979.

Whatever floats your boat.

Fine if you're french

Oh, and from 200yrs ago

Whatever floats your boat.

Touche!

http://www.holymoly.com/tv/news/mtv-reportedly-making-show-about-east-london-creatives-only-way-twattish59945/

oh yeah...good times ahead...

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-only-way-is-dalston-auditions-casting-vox-pops

Above = 'The only way is Dalston'

I really hope you're takin the piss?!

Joshua, 24, fine artist/ hip-hop artist/ hairdresser

That's all I need to see. You probably went to art school, so you an draw a bit, you once cut your mates hair, when drunk, and it looked alright in Shoreditch, and you can spit some rhymes. Fuck off...

Same here.

K-Tron, 27, musician/ artist/ fashion writer.

Art? The only art she does is to spend 78minutes in front of the mirror applying makeup and probably writes a blog.

"VICE: Hey! Do you live in East London?
***Hannah: *No, I live in Peckham, or I used to. I’m homeless now. I live out of my bag.

You're homeless?
It’s alright really, I’m this kind of party girl, I’m a little crazy. I just got back from Croatia, I’ve done 12 festivals this summer! I’m going to Barcelona in two days for my birthday.

That’s great, but what are you doing here if you don't live in East London?
Well, I like to be all over the place and I think it’d be cool to have someone on the show that will be almost like a guest star. An outsider that will bring their own ideas to the scene.

So, what are the differences between Dalston and Peckham?
I think Dalston is more about fashion, and looking stylish now. Peckham is more hip-hop/dubstep. East London has gotten way more international lately, too.

Do you have a problem with that?
No, all my housemates are internationals."

So she's homeless yet has international housemates??!

The Dalston 'look', which means looking like an imagined mineties vagrant, looks fucking shit.

So she's homeless yet has international housemates??!

The people of the streets, G.

Wandering poets, rag 'n' bone hip-hoppers and feral asylum seekers...