What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Wandering poets, rag 'n' bone hip-hoppers and feral asylum seekers...

You called? I got here as fast as I could...

I'm glad that I'm on the hip-hop/dubstep side of the spectrum rather than the the fashion end..

The people of the streets, G.

Wandering poets, rag 'n' bone hip-hoppers and feral asylum seekers...

***You're homeless?
*It’s alright really, I’m this kind of party girl, I’m a little crazy. I just got back from Croatia, I’ve done 12 festivals this summer! I’m going to Barcelona in two days for my birthday

Homeless yet seems to have loads of money. Mummy & Daddy??

Whatever happened to those two tits from that achingly cunty blog....can't remember what it was called

I'm glad that I'm on the hip-hop/dubstep side of the spectrum rather than the the fashion end..

Why? Does that make you somehow more credible?!

I was trying to highlight the ridiculous point that 'homeless' lady from Peckham seemed to make.

but I'm also glad that I live in Peckham and not Dalston, f'realsies.

I really hope you're takin the piss?!

most definitely...dark times ahead...

Whatever happened to those two tits from that achingly cunty blog....can't remember what it was called

They've been busy, of course, getting in magazines n shit:

http://www.louderthansilence.com/

Thing is, Look magazine is the vanguard of cutting edge cool, so don't go getting all pissy on their little bit of fun.

For the first time in my life I could quite easily punch a girl in the nose

jesus - they really are an appallingly insufferable pair of own-fart-sniffing cunts.

insufferable you insufferable own-fart-sniffing cunt.

i'd pay good money to see these two star in the next thrilling installment of 'human centipede' mind you. slap bang in the middle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM9jhGiIAFM

***You're homeless?
*It’s alright really, I’m this kind of party girl, I’m a little crazy. I just got back from Croatia, I’ve done 12 festivals this summer! I’m going to Barcelona in two days for my birthday

Homeless yet seems to have loads of money. Mummy & Daddy??

I'm guessing she's using the term homeless as she would use insane, i.e. wrongly

You guys are so homeless...

Homeless [ˈhəʊmlɪs] Used to describe something that you didn't like or something that is retarded
Guy 1: "I just failed that test....."
Guy 2: "yeah it was homeless"

homelessness n

Ergo, she is clearly a retard... From Peckham...

Anyone in the Dalston area with a shotgun?

Strong(bow) look...

I'll get my faux-fur coat...

Sorry about my violent outburst, it was inspired by Dadaism.

His explanation that it's OK for him to be wearing fur is that the coat is 'vintage', therefore absolved of animal cruelty of any sort. Magic.

By his logic, I'll fuck a corpse. Already dead, who cares?

By his logic, I'll fuck a corpse. Already dead, who cares?

no.. by his logic he would fuck a corpse, but only if it's already been fucked by somebody else first.

His explanation that it's OK for him to be wearing fur is that the coat is 'vintage', therefore absolved of animal cruelty of any sort. Magic.

By his logic, I'll fuck a corpse. Already dead, who cares?

That's the logic I use when I strutt around my house in my SS uniform, saluting my vintage picture of Hitler on the wall.

I did see what looked like a Stalin era military coat on sale in a Shoreditch vintage fair recently. That 'I just contributed to the destruction of 42 million people' look is really in this year.

SS uniforms are fucking awesome... Produced by Hugo Boss, innit?

#notadvocatingnazism

***You're homeless?
*It’s alright really, I’m this kind of party girl, I’m a little crazy. I just got back from Croatia, I’ve done 12 festivals this summer! I’m going to Barcelona in two days for my birthday

Homeless yet seems to have loads of money. Mummy & Daddy??

TFG, Graham, TFG...

Homeless probably means that she has nowhere to stay in London anymore when visiting from Ofordshire.