What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

That makes me want to fucking vomit. I caught two minutes of 'Made in Chelsea' the other day and it was absolute fucking diarrhoea. It would have been two seconds if it wasn't for the pretty faces.

I think there's a fair few munties on it to be honest, and with no redeeming qualities to pull thm out of the munt category.

Duck-faced munters to boot

What is your band called?
Joshua (not me by the way!): Haiku.

Do you only sing and write in haikus?
Chris: Not really, it’s just a nice sounding name. I’m a writer too, so the name just made sense.

Grrr, die!

what's wrong with that?

Nothing actually, in isolation.

'Hitler' would be a great name for a band, in isolation. History decrees that a potentially wicked name falls by the wayside to be surpassed by arsing 'N Dubz'. A band name that actually referred to something would be nice, even Toploader managed that.

What do you call a girl with two vaginas?

N-Dubz.

Tee hee.

It's rare that I feel like I'd like to kick someone in the face, but that Dappy CUNT is asking for it:

Toploader lol.

It's rare that I feel like I'd like to kick someone in the face, but that Dappy CUNT is asking for it:

You go, girl!

His picture should be on the first page of Wikipedia's definition of "retard".

Maybe Dappy isn't the man he initially appears. I spend all day at work being cheerful with old ladies, when I get home I switch back into grumpy bastard mode and write shite on this forum.

I've heard Dappy gets home and, after working on the next chapter of his Economics thesis, pores over Mendel's work on genetics, (in it's original German) whilst he charmingly splices peaplants together, whistling french horn overtures as he works.

That girl on the other hand...

Mate, I read Foucault and Cioran at home and I'm still a cunt.

Mate, I read Foucault and Cioran at home and I'm still a cunt.

I suspect reading Foucault and being a cunt go hand in hand, surely?!

Perhaps. A Kant maybe.

How do you pronounce Foucault?

foo-co-w

Did not UTSF / bother scrolling up.

foo-co-w

that's easy for you to say...

^^ fail.

within the hour respost. top stuff

I'll just leave this here http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-only-way-is-dalston-auditions-casting-vox-pops

No, all my housemates are internationals.

Fuck you too, homeless TFG!

Mate, I read Foucault and Cioran at home and I'm still a cunt.

oh jesus christ

http://www.luckypdf.com/

What a bunch of cunts…

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-only-way-is-dalston-auditions-casting-vox-pops

nathan barley season 2?

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-only-way-is-dalston-auditions-casting-vox-pops

proper william-anker's

;-)

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-only-way-is-dalston-auditions-casting-vox-pops

proper william-anker's

;-)

fuck me - been reposted twice on the same page.