What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

not bullied enough at school.

Bullying is as old as time war between douchebagery and dickheadism.

http://vimeo.com/30281045

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semi-pro?

Just semi.

there you go, posting half-cocked again.

I friend of mine went out with that guy Med from the asos video. Good times.

My friends used to live with that guy Med and also last time it was posted I believe we established that Mothergirl had a fling with him!

What a tart. Med I mean.

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what a great image to portray for your sponsors, a "lazy ass bum" that smokes and swears alot...

I friend of mine went out with that guy Med from the asos video. Good times.

I'm sure it's about the tenth time you tell that story.... never gets old. ;D

My friends used to live with that guy Med and also last time it was posted I believe we established that Mothergirl had a fling with him!

Or was it Mothergirl....?

Stop dragging my name through the hipster dirt you cnuts!

^^^ My friend Ant got him all those sponsors too! Absolute piss takers.
said through clenched teeth whilst buying new tyres

Semi dragging.

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little kid at the end:

"oi look at this guy, look dis guy, watch this guy"

guy stacks

"oi but at least my man tryin', at least he tryin'"

this might go here:

ASOS Menswear East (Pukes on Cock: Listed Edition) - YouTube

Pleased to see my mirror is being put to good use!

just cos they cycle 'everywhere' dosen't mean they actually go anywhere.

I cycled in Dalston today. Breakless.

Brakeless

braceless

breathless

Brainless...

What a bunch of cunts…

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-only-way-is-dalston-auditions-casting-vox-pops