Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Maybe a stem with a rising angle could make this safe and comfortable for Louis

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Already done:

Hahaha WTF?!?!

amazing

Louis, this bike has the position you like and the curvy tubes you crave:

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hahah

I was thinking the same. And it has that lynx effect too.

this makes me feel funny

Just when you thought it couldn't get any better ...

Louis, this bike has the position you like and the curvy tubes you crave:

No thanks. Too heavy. Skinny and light tubing, please.

my eye's hurt. now this may be from smoking or crying.

I've just seen the 'before' picture. Louisc1, you are Cruella De Ville, and I claim my fiddy dorra.

There's not much that pisses me off but seeing a lovely bike like that raped and trashed is doing it.
You ARE going to fuck the head and seat tubes if you have not already.
You deserve to have that bike taken from you and placed into the care of someone who will put it back to how it should be.
If you aren't man/supple/crazy enough to ride a lo pro then don't buy one in the first place ffs.

oh jesus

Fuck-a-duck, those are Pengi...

wtf, why has he kept the spoke protector thing and sprayed it yellow, looks absolutely gash

wtf, why has he kept the spoke protector thing and sprayed it yellow, looks absolutely gash

Just to match the crankset !!!

You, my friend, have absolutely no concept of aesthetics, go boil your head immediately.

LouisC1, if there are sound mechanical reasons to alter certain components then I'd do so, that makes perfect sense. Aesthetically I quite like your efforts, they're interesting and look a darn sight better than some that are considered 'the right way'. As long as you make it safe, and it's comfy to ride, ignore the bleating of the sheep.

tag team trolling.

You, my friend, have absolutely no concept of aesthetics, go boil your head immediately.

Fruitbat,

So what? Is there a politically correct aesthetics ??? Who are the high priests of that concept??? Are you one of them? Do You patrol the internet in order to admonish the heretics? Oh My God!!! My apologies for offending one of the HIGH PRIEST !!!

He's not going to accept an apology like that. Put some effort in. A box of chocolates, bottle of wine, maybe some sort of human sacrifice?

He's not going to accept an apology like that. Put some effort in. A box of chocolates, bottle of wine, maybe some sort of human sacrifice?

Maybe he wants a TT converted to fixie with nice triathlon seatpost and BMX risers.

You will lose your face, and possibly your skull if you're lucky.

You will lose your face, and possibly your skull if you're lucky.

Ed,

For what? By riding my frankstein or because Fruitbat?