Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Well said, sir. Tell me, how many pints are required to keep you spitting and ranting like this little display here for say, a couple of hours? I have some mates that are headed down a sordid path and need a head shake (mostly to sort out their asymmetrical haircuts), or rather, just a kick in the pants. Do you kick people in the pants as well?

If you know me, you realise I'm the worst haircut type about. I'm fucking excellent at ranting though, beer seems to chill that out in me though...

Just tell them how lame it all is and that the bikes are shit. No-one wants to be seen with a shit bike on their t-shirt...

Does anyone else feel that Cinelli are really dirtying their heritage with all these poorly executed 'collabos'?
What the fuck is going on with that bike? It looks like something you'd see on FGG when daddy had just thrown money at someone to build his kid a 'gnarly fixxxie'.

Bigger pics at Prolly

Even worst after seing this

Bottom right; has he lost the use of the muscles in his neck?

yo!ridin cinelli bjatch?

oh my GOD!

effortless

effortless

Pity, as the *Gorgeous Baby Blue*™ frame has potential

Price - $2750

        (Frame only is available) 

who knew achieving 'Boski’s unique design style and “spend it on happiness” approach to fashion' was so cheap.

Santa's little hipster

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  What the fuck have they done....I'd kill for that frame....I'm riding around on a TT-modified alu road frame....and then there is this "bike killer" throwing his spare parts (willy nilly) on to a perfectly good carbon/TT/Tri frame......I want a name!!!!!!
  

I want a name!!!!!!

fixie-prick

harsh.....however fair!!! :-)

Not that I've got anything against fixies.....just ones who do that!!

Wow, such delicate and pretty looking brake levers there!

^ That is a joke. I mean seriously???

maybe they have 4 hands?,and really worried about braking.

maybe they have 4 hands?,and really worried about braking.

Or big fingers!!

it's really very pointless as the small levers is design to be used on with your other hand, unfortuantely there's no way you'll be able to use the small levers with two of those together.

Yep.

dual cross levers on track drops with track grips makes my brain hurt. cognitive dissonance.

I've only just noticed the fake wood Velocities (with sticker intact) - multiple fail.

Nah the fact there is only one fake wood Velocity makes it even worse.

topping it all with black front/silver rear hub and white front/pink rear tyre on a red frame
you actually have to look at it for some time to realize just how big of a hit is for this thread...

The only excuse is - he build this bike from the leftovers from other builds.

..which I have a horrible feeling isn't the case.