Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I don't want realistic, I want that unobtainium shit.

http://static.lfgss.com/attachments/38605d1302727551-dscn3218.jpg

Snot that bad.

Overtight chain. No straps on the pedals. Untrustworthy front wheel. That's all.

Aint that bad really

Come on, it's wank!

No. Wanking doesn't even come into it.

Unlike your new frame.

:P

https://static.lfgss.com/attachments/38605d1302727551-dscn3218.jpg

It's not trying to be anything other than a beater/pub bike. Not pretty, but not anti.

maybe it was the ad more than the bike: £250 for a 'custom fixie'

As soon as I saw 'custom fixie' I though 'LOL'

She has not been well served by lad mag photographers, but in principle I agree that she can cause inappropriate thoughts when photographers play to her**** strengths****

Looking at that middle pic, I see what you did there!

maybe it works when you see the owner besides

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Nah, just use WD40 and they'll fly round.

yeash .... I thought of doing this but then how would you get the grips to stay in the one place ?

Acetone. Or some spirits. Then hairspray. Then you have to cut them off.

I use turpentine.

...or just water.

Don't use WD40, he was having a laugh.

It does work though. Dropping them into a jug of hot water beforehand is another way of making them stretch around the bend.

sick in mouth a lot

not that bad

what is that thing?

no like? how about this?

what is that thing?

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