Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Looks like the sort of thing 'scoble would build and ride

colour coded tyres; 'Nice'

Cervelo frame used as single speed 1 brake only with risers. Seen at LMNF last night.

Rear mech left on to keep the chain in place.

No idea why the photos are upside down here when they open the other way up on my computer.

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Helmet left on the bars?

I don't have a huge issue with this.

She has not been well served by lad mag photographers, but in principle I agree that she can cause inappropriate thoughts when photographers play to her strengths

My problem with Pendleton is that I'v always thought she looks like she'd be a totally obnoxious cunt of a person.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5190/5603746548_dc26e55e64_b.jpg

^are they from the Nunpunchers posse?
Look the biz

needs to be in the hipster thread too.

Is that blue bike the prototype fuji lopo?
why has he got just a back brake?
why haven't they got bartape?
why has he got one of those awful knog locks?
why are they such cunts?

Proper gangsta pose.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5147/5608796411_8477dfc7f9_b.jpg

needs to be in the hipster thread too.

Done

why has he got one of those awful knog locks?

Because it matches his glassed

nuknow, what's anti- about that FES up there? ^^^

sorry - owners must be quite happy riding this around, but **too much red **imo...

nuknow, what's anti- about that FES up there? ^^^

The owner has taken the 'constant downhill' theme too far with the extreme nose-down saddle and tri-bars pointing at the ground. Campag bottle is wrong on a DuraAce equipped bike, and should be on the downtube anyway. Silly sticker on the chainstay. Could have been so nice with proper set up, as it is it looks like it's being used by somebody who can't ride a bike properly, i.e. a triathlete.

I've always thought Willier are only high-end road bikes.

even the dog thinks this is a crime against the sighted.

owned by a clown maybe? almost everything about it is aweful.

^bars look like they're off an exercise bike

and i am aware of these butterfly bars. i just mean the padding for bartape

nuknow, what's anti- about that FES up there? ^^^

i don't know about TT, but the forks and stem look silly on that frame. i would expect a modern A head stem and forks more like

For a bike that is so obviously trying to be aero, why has it got downtube shifters and why isn't the valve hole covered? The stem and forks look wrong too.

sorry - owners must be quite happy riding this around, but **too much red **imo...

Hur beat me to it. They really are bloody horrible. If all the red parts were polished/black then they'd be okay.

nuknow, what's anti- about that FES up there? ^^^

The owner has taken the 'constant downhill' theme too far with the extreme nose-down saddle and tri-bars pointing at the ground. Campag bottle is wrong on a DuraAce equipped bike, and should be on the downtube anyway. Silly sticker on the chainstay. Could have been so nice with proper set up, as it is it looks like it's being used by somebody who can't ride a bike properly, i.e. a triathlete.

^Yeah, that's exactly it!!..There!
Happy now!?

Rolf.