Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Useful, not anti^

Errr...potatochop?

very much so, really sad though as I though she look great as she is, no need to photoshop her legs thinner and her waist smaller.

Nah, just use WD40 and they'll fly round.

Absolutely. Excellent advice.

Useful, not anti^

hmm, it's really difficult cycling with eyes closed. And for that reason, I'm out.

http://velospace.org/files/IMG_0832.jpg

Pearoast

Are you sure they're not 80's bulllhorns that have been flopped to make drops?

The bend looks a bit too sharp for that.

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk249/burbio/P7220047.jpg

Good find

Oh dear, this is baaaaad...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Jf3FS3lGbqk/TZuRkz4ziAI/AAAAAAAACto/uuKxrvu6U1s/s1600/IMG_5780.jpg

Though functional.

That's not Anti. Looks like a 'work' bike. Looks functional and not scandalous in any way.

scandalous

that's a nice new long(-ish) word from you, my little Portuguese friend =))

That's not Anti. Looks like a 'work' bike. Looks functional and not scandalous in any way.

You are 100% right. I iz so disappoint with you.

To justify trolling: isn't the frame actually something very nice? Or just a sticker?

Fixed
http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff504/spotter_300/derpbike.jpg

HED needs to read: HERP

Damn, must spread rep.

... my little Portuguese friend =))

I'm 6'2".
That's ginormous in Portuguese money. ;)

You are 100% right. I iz so disappoint with you.

To justify trolling: isn't the frame actually something very nice? Or just a sticker?

I call bullshit ;P

Errr...potatochop?

very much so, really sad though as I though she look great as she is, no need to photoshop her legs thinner and her waist smaller.

Yes I know that has been potatochoppsuied to shit, regardless of that though she is dead fit. Those thighs.... ooof

Yes I know that has been potatochoppsuied to shit, regardless of that though she is dead fit. Those thighs.... ooof

She has not been well served by lad mag photographers, but in principle I agree that she can cause inappropriate thoughts when photographers play to her strengths

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All I see is a sportsperson.

All I see is those awesome thighs.

wish yours were more like..?

I think it might be something about being around so many cyclists in lycra for so long that it no longer becomes titillating to see all the different shapes. I find someone not dressed up for cycling/running/swimming more attractive. I find it surprising when people point out certain stuff that I wouldn't even think of in that way - big arse = big power etc.

Obviously there's the bonus that a sportsperson is going to be more attractive (imo) because of the definition in shape...

wish yours were more like..?

I've said this before, but she's an absolute dead ringer for my ex-girlfriend from Melbourne. She was a rower and had bigger cannons than me by quite a margin.