Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I like the fact that you have 'beef' against certain bicycle nuknow, especially since they're inanimated object.

The hell they are, your bike is crying. Just look at it.
And my beef is the equivalent to SPAM, in meat-money...
You post your "current projects" so often you should be expecting different views.
;)

Ed, why would you want to punch up a bracket? That will never help matters.

The hell they are, your bike is crying. Just look at it.

It got a pair of brake, two wheel, a compact geometry frame, saddle and handlebar.

the only thing that make the bike look very odd is just the fork giving the illusion of a very steep headtube angle and a zero rake.

the only thing that make the bike look very odd is just the fork giving the illusion of a very steep headtube angle and a zero rake.

which you get on any proper track bike, so its just a practical track bike?

You always inspire me Ed. ;)

Ed the T-Rex ^

Ha! Gold.

holy shit nuknow, that's the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

8D

I'm doing some East drinks right now.

what a bunch of trolls

what a bunch of trolls

in this side of the internet.

I didn't realise the internet has sides, I have a lot to learn.

I think the problem is that Ed has a shit camera and keeps taking the pictures from above the bike. Geometry according to BMW is only 0.5° off parallel
http://www.brooklynmachineworks.com/site/bikes/gangsta/46cm.jpg
http://www.brooklynmachineworks.com/site/bikes/gangsta/40cm.jpg
but Ed's pictures always make it look like it's been driven into a brick wall thanks, presumably, to the short focal length on his phone camera

I iz on the East side of the Internet.

I think the problem is that Ed has a shit camera and keeps taking the pictures from above the bike. Geometry according to BMW is only 0.5° off parallel
http://www.brooklynmachineworks.com/site/bikes/gangsta/46cm.jpg
http://www.brooklynmachineworks.com/site/bikes/gangsta/40cm.jpg
but Ed's pictures always make it look like it's been driven into a brick wall thanks, presumably, to the short focal length on his phone camera

And also the fact that they are ugly.

I think the problem is that Ed has a shit camera and keeps taking the pictures from above the bike. Geometry according to BMW is only 0.5° off parallel
http://www.brooklynmachineworks.com/site/bikes/gangsta/46cm.jpg
http://www.brooklynmachineworks.com/site/bikes/gangsta/40cm.jpg
but Ed's pictures always make it look like it's been driven into a brick wall thanks, presumably, to the short focal length on his phone camera

I was looking at the seatpost height, which not questioning being OK for Ed, makes the whole bike look unbalanced...

Exactly my point

but Ed's pictures always make it look like it's been driven into a brick wall thanks, presumably, to the short focal length on his phone camera

wide angle does that, will have to take them with the proper camera.

Probably Pearoast

Probably Pearoast

only turns left, its the nascar of bikes

this may inspire the next version of eds brooklyn gangsta

I did Surrey Legs of Steel 2009 with neon spokey dokeys on my front wheel. The general disgust / outright bewilderment was palpable. Fuck yea.

the top one at least looks fast
who taught them how to set up the saddle?..

i'm not gonna lie, that woody woodpecker disc looks fucking amazing