Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

No need to apologise!

Although I am now thinking that I should puplify the whole thing.
BLB do purple brakes...!
Andel purple cranks? Hmm 4,000 miles a year... not sure Andel should be the weapon of choice...

Layback post is also a very good idea since I feel way too forward right now.

Firstly though I MUST get a carbon fork. I stopped riding at 7am this morning and I still have pins and needles in my right hand (from the cycling... not from slamming my hand in the fridge door or anything...).

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2011/feb/3/ryner.htm

^ why?

zipps on a pista?

With those nasty handlebars you're going to be so upright that deep section aero wheels will hardly make you go any faster. Swap out the ugly bullhorns for some drops and it's fine.

Fuken hipster mismatched wheels

thats far from anti in my books

With those nasty handlebars you're going to be so upright that deep section aero wheels will hardly make you go any faster. Swap out the ugly bullhorns for some drops and it's fine.

Thats not really for definite. I know that if I set up a (square geometry) bike in a similar way I would be pretty stretched out and in the same kind of aero position most people would be on their road drops.

Basically, if you have short arms and fairly long legs, then that setup is aero.

^^^ways not to lock..

Layback post is also a very good idea since I feel way too forward right now.

Firstly though I MUST get a carbon fork. I stopped riding at 7am this morning and I still have pins and needles in my right hand (from the cycling... not from slamming my hand in the fridge door or anything...).

Try and set the saddle back and your numb hand is cause by poor fit rather than the fork, because you feel way too forward mean your body weight is on the handlebar rather thus sore hand.

Try and set the saddle back and your numb hand is cause by poor fit rather than the fork, because you feel way too forward mean your body weight is on the handlebar rather thus sore hand.

Thanks Ed, I will do.
Although I lied. It was the fridge door.

get a carbon fridge

Raising the handlebars might also help with relieving the weight from your hands. I found this with my track bike. Lovely aero position but not realistic for 60km races

Raise the fridge door handle.

Also get a fridge fitting done. It'll pay off in the long term.

i had one at the fridge whisperer, highly recommended

hehe

thats far from anti in my books

I agree, I'd remove the stickers from the trispoke, stick on a black stem to match the headset, and it's pr0n worthy.

^ or silver seatpost and bars would do the job also.

Meh, wrap the 'bar in some nice black tape and I'd ride it and love it (still far from porn, ofc).

This world (and thread) is going downhill etc. They just don't do anti-porn like they used to...

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not seen this before.
what has been seen etc

Sick to the power of I just lost all my marbles.

What has been seen, is Charlie Sheen's machine.

not seen this before.
what has been seen etc

Flip them and you have some boss porteurs...

Can anyone find a photo of it being ridden?

i think its been 'shopped......i can see the pixels

Correct me if I'm wrong.