Why are couriers miserable bastards?

Yeah, but I haven't been for three weeks, so I think that I can be excused this time?

indeed you can sir. and can you believe it didn't even happen last week. the soft lads all went to a fashion show or loveheart shaped stuff. tut tut tut. see you there dude

they're grumpy cause its a shitty job and everyone thinks it must be fun. they dont care about your love of cycling and that.

not grumpy just cant be fucked to say hi to every fucker on a bike. when your at work do you constantly say hello to everyone?

yeah that too. smiling hurts my cheeks.

try being at a ski trade show , most miserable cunts in the world

Pistengers

Jontyponty they're grumpy cause its a shitty job and everyone thinks it must be fun. they dont care about your love of cycling and that.

THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!! I guess there is two types of people, those for the love and those for their work. I will try and differentiate by those with a face like a smacked bottom and those with a slight smile!

note the signature courier camo shorts!

that's tight, he looks pretty scared too. floor him. where this from?

Jontyponty that's tight, he looks pretty scared too. floor him. where this from?

http://www.citynoise.org/article/2770/by/hool

its always pleasant ot see two young gents (or a gent and a lady even) discussing their differences in a friendly manner

that's a motorist attacking a female courier, in canada.

haven't you lot already seen this?

It's well old.

looks like leather jacket was going to get his ass kicked

RPM that's a motorist attacking a female courier, in canada.

haven't you lot already seen this?

Clearly not RPM. Maybe they don't trawl the web every day googling for "Courier fixie fixed gear messenger Wow" to see what is new like you do.

FakeninternetcouriersWoWstalker.
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ah but that clip has done ALL cycling forums

before fakengers existed...

Yep.. what he said. Are you breaking your forum virginity on here Tommy? ;)

no I just wanted to try and take the piss out of RPM, but ya got me! I canna beat the old master.

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A courier said thanks to me today when i stepped back a bit from the curb to let him squeeze through a gap in traffic a bit easier at lunchtime today. No worries dude.

I want people to mind their own fucking business, and keep off my case when I'm on the road.

I want people to stop what they're doing, pluck their eyebrows and lay it down in my path and then cheer for me..

I want the road to clear in waves as I pass just like when Moses parted the red sea.

all i want is a hug from RPM