Why are couriers miserable bastards?

I find it disconcerting that some goon at the traffic lights will grin inanely at me if I'm riding a fixed wheel bike, but if I'm on my MTB on the way to the BMX track or something, the same goon won't even notice I'm there..

This encourages me to ride MTB more.

"Okay sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I imagine you are. What can I do for you, sir?"

well its about my arrospok, it really tied the bike together...you know. Mind if i do a J?

fsck it let go bowling

nice marmot

that is a nice marmot,but I'm a gerbil man myself.....

Both taste nice on toast

We believe in in nozzing you understand.

an excellent marmot.

chris crash [quote]hippy [quote]chris crash ill just out climb you... fat cunt

I'll be using you as a lumbar support til we hit dirt.[/quote]
ill knife you and use your fat as a raft to float to safety.
i purchased some gatorskins today, just for you[/quote]

You won't be able to move the lard. I'm too heavy remember? :P

You know Continental use child labor to build their tyres?

The funny part, for me, other than the spelling, is that this same thing crops up on roadiescum forums all the time..

"I nodded to this geezer and he didn't nod or wave or anything! How rude"

Fuck me.. you sad cunts needing your recognition..

(now quick, reply to this so I feel validated) ;)

nah i'm nodding off.....zzzzzz

hippy [quote]chris crash [quote]hippy [quote]chris crash ill just out climb you... fat cunt

I'll be using you as a lumbar support til we hit dirt.[/quote]
ill knife you and use your fat as a raft to float to safety.
i purchased some gatorskins today, just for you[/quote]

You won't be able to move the lard. I'm too heavy remember? :P

You know Continental use child labor to build their tyres?[/quote]

good get those kids a job, and work em to death before they reach 12, i get cheep tyres.

No you just make a German rich.

im hoping the trickle down effect will reach my girls family.

This is the equivalent of

" I was at this bar the other day right, walked up to girl, tried to chat to her. She was not interested. Fucking lesbian."

TheBrick(Tommy) This is the equivalent of

" I was at this bar the other day right, walked up to girl, tried to chat to her. She was not interested. Fucking lesbian."

With much poorer spelling...

tommy - brilliant

TheBrick(Tommy) This is the equivalent of

" I was at this bar the other day right, walked up to girl, tried to chat to her. She was not interested. Fucking lesbian."

she's was probably thinking, fucking ginger!! :p

dogsballs [quote]TheBrick(Tommy) This is the equivalent of

" I was at this bar the other day right, walked up to girl, tried to chat to her. She was not interested. Fucking lesbian."

she's was probably thinking, fucking ginger!! :p[/quote]

now let's not start that ginger debate again. i think we all agreed that Sano and I are correct on this one ;)

BringMeMyFix I still get zero acknowledgement from anyone fixed on the road (except Jos) because my fixed hack is less than obvious ie. not got 700c wheels/risers/etc.

Naturally this means I have zero self-esteem, and it won't be long before I buy a gun or a machete and go on the rampage, taking out every fixed hipster that has the nerve to ride across my path.

I'll remember to avoid old st. around full moon then! ;)

jonny [quote]dogsballs [quote]TheBrick(Tommy) This is the equivalent of

" I was at this bar the other day right, walked up to girl, tried to chat to her. She was not interested. Fucking lesbian."

she's was probably thinking, fucking ginger!! :p[/quote]

now let's not start that ginger debate again. i think we all agreed that Sano and I are correct on this one ;)[/quote]

Ginger females! FEMALES, Jonny!

See you at drinks on Thurs? I've not been around for a while...

I can tuck my bit between my legs and powt if that will help Sano.

Oh god... What have I done? :p

TheBrick(Tommy) I can tuck my bit between my legs and powt if that will help Sano.

or as boy george would say "turn me around and i can be a girl!"

yeah see you there sano. might be too early in the week to bring up the west end beers thread - normally wait til Tuesdsay morning ;)