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Fuck off.

Is it unPC to call you a twat? Or a dick?

Or someone who thinks it is important to defend the rights of strangers to make jokes about life changing conditions affecting children? Jokes that aren't even funny, except in the mildest "oh, I sort of see what you did there, it was a mistake wasn't it?" Kind of way.

PC stops people being cunts to other people. People who may not be in a position to stop them yourselves. People, perhaps, like autistic children.

Please do explain to me what is wrong with that? Please?

You infantile shit licker.

Oh, and get a proper username, you look like a toddler with only his pants on, backwards and inside out.

What's wrong with being autistic?

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/jun/29/david-mitchell-my-sons-autism

Is that a setup to a punch line or something?

Or a mealy mouthed attempt at implying that I disrespect people who are on the autistic spectrum, even though my post contends nothing of the sort and merely describes it as a life changing condition.

You are not impressing me, Mr 6370. Not one bit.

I think you are slug.

Or that you don't know me, if I am ASD or even if I have child/children who are autistic. So that's fine, cast aspersions.

What relevance would it have if you had relations on the spectrum?

Do you speak for all possibly vulnerable people who are the butt of jokes at their expense?

Do you have licence to decree that any mass cultural attempt to prevent people upsetting each other is an affront and should be called out as such?

You who will not even take a descriptive moniker, who spits out vehement defense of the rights of all to take the piss with impunity, irrespective of humour or even sense.

Puhlease.

Now cock off.

Unless there is anyone here who fancies defending you and your stance?

Anyone at all, please do jump in. I'll happily bow to the masses of members here who think your comments are just fine and dandy.

Are you the PC police I was intoning?
I was just pointing out that @MetalMelly 's R4 observation (of an apparent 'joke') would bring out a response like yours.

Plus you seem so angry.

Our Father

Who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom.....

After a short pause the autistic kid says, '...for a horse.'

I laughed when I heard this too. Bit perplexed at the argument it has kicked off above. It was a comedian and poet telling funny / positive stories about his son, with the express aim of getting laughs.

pointing out that @MetalMelly 's R4 observation (of an apparent 'joke') would bring out a response like yours.

Thing is, it was your comment that brought out my response. Not his joke post.

I assume you have the subtlety of intellect to recognise the difference?

To be totally clear: I take issue with your notion of the existence of a "PC police" and the implication that such a force would be a bad thing if it were to exist. That its aims and goals would be something to avoid and decry.

I admit that the latter of those two points was my interpretation of your intent. Was I far from the mark?

Obviously I'm not angry. I'm sat on a train typing on a phone. Calmly.

My words are supposed to be descriptive and insulting, not angry.

But although you may not realise it, to me they sound angry. But whatever, I'm not looking for a fight, like I said you don't know me, and I don't know you, so as you are a named LFGSS member for the last 11 years, and I'm a lowly number, I'll leave you to it, you clearly hold more clout on London's Friendliest Forum. Cheers, enjoy the jokes.

Shut up sweetie. Come to a drinks and make friends.

Will there be bobble hats?

Hopefully

I'd rather have some more dad jokes than this pile of shit to be honest.

Gah! Just tried use beefstew as a website password, but apparently it's not stroganoff.

Wtfigo? Where be jokez?

Good, but repost:

https://www.lfgss.com/comments/13873530/

I'm the jokez police, and you're busted...

Arse! My mate told me it yesterday IRL, complete with bonus "feasible scenario" chuckle points on account of his name being Stu.

...cast aspergers

Bravo

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

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Some joyless fuckwad ruining your jokes thread by getting all up in some other tosser's grill.