Jokes / Joke du jour!

I Hope you guys can stop being so closed and be a bit more open to disc brake puns.

I might just dip my toe-in to this one. Some of the ones above are bleedin' funny.

a very high caliper here today

This is going to cause some friction...

If these carry on I might have to flick the Vs and block you all.

They should all be drummed out of Luffguss.

Oh and not rimmed if that's what you're thinking.

This is becoming a bit of a drag.

It is causing a bit of friction.

Retards, the lot of you.

There's some pretty in-spyre-ing in this thread lately.

Hose going to put a stop to all this?

Agreed - lets have a break.

Mafac-king head hurts now.

Breaks are death.
No breaks™

who will fill the shoes of the top punner of this thread if they drop out?

drum roll please.......

All this talk of brakes is slowing me down...

such a reservoir of pun talent

We're at a clear mechanical advantage above other puns here.

We're bleeding this subject dry now.

It could coaster on for a while.

Stop with the brake lines.

I just cantilever this thread alone.

As an avid pun fan, I know what you mean.

I think that to pad this thread out anymore would be a crime.
So the lot of you just shoo or you'll be blocked!