Jokes / Joke du jour!

Yep - that's a good 'un. Joke du jour.

I failed to get an appointment with my chiropractor today. He had back to back meetings.

Somewhere, a crow just fell out of the sky.

Attempted muurrrderrr?

Thanks WJPrince - that one about our famous secret agent had me crying with mirth and I beseech everyone to carefully study that post.

I asked a bloke the other day, 'Is your van diesel?'. He said, 'No, I just look like the bald headed twat'.

Hear that?

Yeah nothing...

Look what you've done now.

Just saw a bit of an altercation in Boots; one shopper smacked another in the face with a bottle of Omega 3 supplements. Thankfully the victim only suffered super fish oil injuries.

^ very good

I'd buy that for a dollar. #Schtolen Etc

i went to zoo the other day it had only one canine exhibit
it was a shitzu

I've just started dating a girl that works at a zoo.

I think she's a keeper.

wow where do you guys find these hilarious brand new jokes that I've never heard before.

radio 4 last friday and page one of this joke thread

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/136519/#comment6156929

east drinks every weds is also a creative hive of joke creation and development

The stage is yours ;)

No I like this. Even if it is old. More of the same.

Why does a forum have more than one joke thread?

Because @hippy is fat

It's one of my favourite jokes too. I have massively overtold it myself :)

Went to London zoo this morning and saw a piece of toast in a cage...

I think it was bread in captivity...

So bad it's good. #Schtolen etc.

^^ well toasty!

[tenuous]It was the yeast I could do[/tenuous]

well I loafed.....etc

You've proven yourself indispensable here.