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• #3777
Warhorse walks into a bar
Barman asks: Why the long film? -
• #3778
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• #3779
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• #3780
I had a strange dream last night in which the Queen bestowed a Knighthood on a fish.
Sir Eel
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• #3781
After finding 5 Mars bars, 3 Snickers, a Flake and 2 packets of M&Ms, I'm starting to think that I'm just not cut out to be a Bounty hunter.
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• #3782
The Mrs has got the hump about Valentine's Day, I told her I'd booked a table for us, now she says I should have known she's shit at snooker.
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• #3783
Milton Jones?
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• #3784
After finding 5 Mars bars, 3 Snickers, a Flake and 2 packets of M&Ms, I'm starting to think that I'm just not cut out to be a Bounty hunter.
Must of been a Marathon exercise...
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• #3785
Must have.
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• #3786
After finding 5 Mars bars, 3 Snickers, a Flake and 2 packets of M&Ms, I'm starting to think that I'm just not cut out to be a Bounty hunter.
R&S
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• #3788
There's an innuendo competition taking place next week. I'm thinking of entering my dad.
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• #3789
i like that a lot
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• #3790
On a scale of one to two, I'd give it one.
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• #3791
Is your dad good at innuendo? I'm thinking of entering myself but I might hang around him for a while first, hopefully a little bit of him will rub off on me.
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• #3792
He's excellent.
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• #3793
Really? What time is he getting there? I'll try and come.
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• #3794
There's an innuendo competition taking place next week. I'm thinking of entering my dad.
repped and stolen. Excellent.
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• #3795
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home. Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.
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• #3796
mediocre
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• #3797
^ True but you have to admit that it would be a bit more funny / surprising if you didnt read it in this thread, expecing a joke.
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• #3798
I know
This eclipses everything now:-There's an innuendo competition taking place next week. I'm thinking of entering my dad.
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• #3799
^^ yes, but really just a very very little bit more
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• #3800
mediocre
I don't get it?
ha! did I? memory isn't what it used to be