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  • My old man always used to say "better out then in".
    Lovely man.

    Terrible heart surgeon.

  • What's your net worth?

    Said the banker to the fisherman

  • I just farted in a foundry.

    It smelt.

  • David Moyes has guaranteed his players European competition this year, even if he has to write the song himself.

  • the cast of 12 years a slave are expected to clean up at the Oscars - what a shame that attitude still exists even today

  • It is exam week, I turned on 10h Epic Sax Guy, locked my room and left. My housemates will be very angry when I get back.

  • If Lord Rennard doesn't calm down he'll have a stroke!

  • Having watched Benefits street, it's not much different to Sesame Street.
    Both have a big bird, a bloke living out of a bin, and people trying to learn the alphabet.

  • Bah, I was coming here to post that^

  • Someone's got a woody.

  • My wife has put all her dogging stuff on eBay. There's no bids but there are fifty watchers.

  • My wife has put all her dogging stuff on eBay. There's no bids but there are fifty watchers.

    We have a winner.

  • Justin Bieber got caught doing 50 in his Lamborghini..

    Mr Cent was unavailable for comment.

  • Repped + stolen ta.

  • A banker, a Daily Mail reader and a refugee are sat at a table, sharing 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 and says to the Daily Mail reader, "Watch out for the refugee, he wants your biscuit!"

  • my names ben elton ... goodnight

    *spangly suit spangly suit *

    although that doesn't ring quite so true these days
    where have all the honorable men gone ?

  • I found a lion in my wardrobe, I asked him what the hell he was doing there.

    Narnia business, he replied.

  • whats the bare minimum?
    1 bear.

  • Where did the rabbit go when it was ill?
    The hopsital.

  • ^^ Made me giggle more than it should have.

  • just got a phone call from my 14 year daughter's school...she's banged her head........

    that's another school we're gonna have to pull her out of

  • Which animal flies highest?
    Pussy of the stewardess.

  • just got a phone call from my 14 year daughter's school...she's banged her head........

    that's another school we're gonna have to pull her out of

    You've reposted your own joke

  • But thanks, it made me laugh both times

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