Jokes / Joke du jour!

Why, are you grooming?

^ are you 6yo?

First thing in the morning when half way through my first cup of tea, yes.

Anyway, def no worse than other "offerings" on this thread.

What's a crocodiles favourite game?

Snap

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

No need to cry, it's only a joke

Why, are you grooming?

No that's edscoble.

The women's 800m world champion , has expressed her outrage at her daughter having to undergo a gender test.

She said "This is a real kick in the bollocks for my daughter "

Haaaaaa

Bummers are deaf

A man takes his brother to a psychiatrist
'Doctor' he says, 'my brother thinks he is a chicken'
'I see' says the shrink, 'you better leave him here overnight for observation'
'I can't do that' says the man.' We need the eggs'

A girl wandered into the magic forest and found one of the "little people" sitting on top of a mushroom with his head between his knees, making strange moaning and slurping noises.

"Excuse me, little elf. Are you unwell?" asked the girl...

"F@ck off, I'm a goblin"

they said that when there would be a black president of the United States, "pigs would fly"

then Obama was elected and swine flu

why did the mexican push his wife off the roof?

tequila.

^ Ha!

^ Ha! Win.

This looks fun

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

One prostitute to another:
"Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

"No, but I've been swung round by the tits a few times"

Two fella's sat in a pub

One says to the other:

"I fucked your Mum last night, she was a right dirty bitch. We did everything, doggy, her on top, 69, anal then she gave me a tit-wank while sucking my cock and I spunked all over her face!"

The other fella puts his pint down and says:

"Let's go home Dad, I think you've had enough!"

Whats better than winning gold at the ParaOlympics?

ICE CREAM!!!!!

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your dick into your girlfriends ass.

^ Proper LOL's!

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

I beg to differ.

You have to peel it out though...

** Doctor doctor **

                     Doctor I have trouble pronouncing effs and tee   aitches                                                                                    
                     Well you can't say fairer than that

Doctor! I have a strawberry growing out of my head!!!

Don't worry, I'll give you some cream for it...

Doctor I have a steering wheel on the end of my cock.

It's driving me nuts!