Jokes / Joke du jour!

I shall now go and Buzz Killington the guy on facebook who posted the joke.

I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shod a horse?"

I said, "No, I have little relevant experience."

I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shod a horse?"

I replied " yes, with a big fuggin gun"

My mate told me that I just don't understand irony.

Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.

Just had a water fight with the kids next door.... they were no match for me and my kettle.

Cory Monteith's family and friends have asked that fans Dont Stop Bereaving.

#toosoon?

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to snottyotter again.

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to a guy snottyotter knows on facebook again.

Ftfy.

Internet pornography, I'm probably going to opt in. Then out. Then in. Then out. Then in. Then out....

So I heard Prince William's heir is falling out.

Repped stolen

Viagra is now available in Tea Bag form.

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.

Spare a thought for the dyslexic rock star who choked to death on his own Vimto.

Rep'd

What did the Leaning Tower of Pisa say to Big Ben?

If you've got the time, I've got the inclination.

Stolen, repped.

My fruit wholesaling business is going into liquidation.

We now make smoothies too.

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He thinks that because she is wearing a uniform,she's probably an off-duty
flight attendant, so he decides to have a go at picking her up
by identifying the airline she flys for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta motto :
“ We love to fly and it shows”.
The woman looks at him blankly.
He sits back and thinks of another line.
He leans forward and delivers the Air France motto :
“ Winning the hart of the world”.
Again she just stares at him with a slight puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again,this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto;
“ Going beyond expectations”.
The woman looks at him sternly and says :

“ WHAT THE F....CK DO YOU WANT ?”

“ Ah !” -he says,- sitting back with a smile on his face,

“ RYANAIR ”

Rep'd and borrowed

Rep'd and stolen for fb as my own work

Or is that just me?

Pfffft...

I once saw a band called Prevention.
I was hoping they'd be better than The Cure.

... which reminds me of Geoff's Famous Band Name Game, which deserves its own thread.

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been on b3ta's qotw ben?

^^ and now has its own thread, do stop by.