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^i felt like iwas dying of AIDS reading that lol....nerged

I'm going to rewrite history.

History.

What do Phil tufnel and Chris boardman have in common

...a mean leg spin

I'm going to rewrite history.

History.

Ha, I came here to post that.

Still I can rewrite history again.
History.

Ha, I came here to post that.

Still I can rewrite history again.
History again.

Fixed ;)

Indra made a funny

^^^what u filming?

A film.

Two interesting facts about me;
1 - My cock is as long as two Argos pens.
2 - I am banned from Argos.

Did you get into a pen dispute in Argos and it ended with pens/goods on a table to compare length?

Or somebody needed a ruler?

(possibilities leading to ban endless)

Calling Ed to the thread...

Tomorrow is Inter-galactic Star Wars Day
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May the 4th be with you...

http://www.themovies.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Star-Wars_alltrilogies.jpg

Never heard that before... Said no one ever.

May the force be with you
(Ever heard that one?)

Tomorrow is Revenge of the Sixth.

Tomorrow is Revenge of the Sixth.

Ah but today is the Revenge of the Fifth which actually sounds much betterer.

I also refer you to #63541 of bike porn (040512)

Meh. Too many letters wrong

Fifth sounds more like Sith than Sixth, no?

This is so wrong, but so good.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, and a Norwegian walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group

"You can't come in here without a Thai. "

^ Nominated for longest setup ever

Fifth sounds more like Sith than Sixth, no?

Only if you pronounce the first F like S and the second not at all.

May the Seventh be with you.

^^^ stolen for FB

Big night out tonight... gonna wear my 'LYNX - BREADCRUMBS' deodorant.... the birds love it.

bit stale that one