Jokes / Joke du jour!

Given Adam Johnson's recent form, Sunderland fans must be relieved at the arrival of a strong right winger.

^hehe :)

What's short and fat and smell like your sister?

MY FINGER.

Lol

Ha

Classy

What's short and fat and smell like your sister?

MY FINGER.

smell yer MAWWWWW as they say in Glasgow

What's short and fat and smell like your sister?

MY FINGER.

Lol

I thought the funny was that Chainbreaker has a 6 yo sister

What do you call a man in a lot of debt?

Owen

or a man with a seagull on his head - cliff

or a man in a hole - doug

Or a man with a rabbit up his bum - Warren.

or man out to sea - drowning

Irish man between 2 sheets of glass: Paddy O'Doors

In a pile of leaves - Russell
On your doorstep - Matt

Or a girl straddling a stream - bridget

Sharon stone in basic instinct? Nicholas.

A man with a tree growing out of his head: Edward

A man with 3 trees growing out of his head: Edward Woodward

A man with a car on his head - Jack.

A man in a cage full of tigers - Claude

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers

A man with a piece of ham on his head - ahmed
A man with two pieces of ham on his head - Muhammad
A man with two pieces of ham on his head standing between two houses - Muhammad Ali

Good page.

Bollocks!