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  • Just asked a Middle Eastern couple to settle up in the style of a television stylist. Billed Two Kurds With Wan's Tone.

  • How many Hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    It's a number,but you won't have heard of it.

    In the same vein...

    How much does a hipster weigh?

    An instagram.

    Another ree but that seems to be the way the hipster jokes are going:

    Why did the hipster burn his mouth.

    Because he ate pizza. Before it was cool.

    I have those jokes on vinyl.

  • ^ good put down, like that

  • Im not saying your mums ugly....
    But when a rapist jumped out of the bushes on her last night, he asked her if they could just be friends

  • Following a Sting operation, police have apprehended the unlicensed plastic surgeon who makes people look like Gordon Sumner.

  • Worst bukkake party ever. I invited 50 guys and none of them came.

  • Bloke wants to do yoga and gets in contact with a local teacher.

    She asks: "Have you done yoga before, how flexible are you?"

    He replies: "I can't do Tuesday"

  • Knock Knock?
    Who's there?
    Labyrinth, come in.

  • After the hit and run incident in Cardiff, the local community are said to be 'rallying around'...

    I think they should watch their driving, considering what's happened...

  • That isn't funny, not even remotely. You could do yourself a favour and delete it.

  • I disagree. It is funny. Sincere sympathies if you found it offensive.

  • It's reasonably amusing. What happened isn't remotely funny but that doesn't mean you shouldn't make jokes about it, you'd end up deleting a quarter of this thread if you couldn't make jokes about bad things

  • yeah i've definately seen worse
    just unread it if it offends

  • I'm gonna stick my neck out for gallows humour

  • I also think it's pretty funny.

  • The guy's obviously following in Tom Jones' footsteps and ain't no one hit wonder.

  • I can't wait till I get the chance to make a joke here at your expense after reading a rider down thread about you

  • Definitely meant as a compliment. I'm good at compliments. I once told a girlfriend if she was a dog, she'd win crufts.

  • If it's funnier than my attempt I look forward to it.

  • what do Audley Harrison and Madonna have in common?

    They've both been done in the ring

  • ^fart in a lift

  • I don't know what the issue is with the whole Jimmy Savile thing.
    He was certainly nice enough after he fixed it for me to milk a goat blindfold.

  • The Japanese are now building robot dentists.
    They're a lot smaller than the real thing, but are built to scale.

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