Spotted...

Should have stopped me and said hello, I always carry boiled sweets and sometimes toffees, you never know your luck.

HE LIES!!!!

The promise of sweeties lured me in but the reality was horrible..

Forced to edit animated gifs until my fingers bled.. I only escaped after a month when he left the door open to get fresh Pinot Grigio.. horrible..

HE LIES!!!!

The promise of sweeties lured me in but the reality was horrible..

Forced to edit animated gifs until my fingers bled.. I only escaped after a month when he left the door open to get fresh Pinot Grigio.. horrible..

You got off lightly, some of my GIF monkeys have not seen the outside world since 1997.

Today I saw emilia, or maybe a courier who is her stunt double, riding down shaftesbury avenue. I was standing at the traffic lights in front of spamalot. You wouldn't have seen me as I had literally the biggest sandwich in the world glued to my face. I was hungry.

Oh wait - I missed this! Yes, that was probably me - I was working as a courier yesterday. I may also have been eating a large sandwich at the time.

I will bring some sandwiches and we can discuss what impact carbon fibre has had on the Vatican's views on homosexuality

**CARBON MADE POPE GAY

Vatican blames steel shortage.

**

around 6pm I saw a guy with a purple frame (all I could make out) on East Dulwich Grove, trackstanding at the lights going the other way..

That was me I think, I did notice someone on a fixed gear, waiting at those lights, coming the other way - howdy!

And just a few minutes ago - a couple of bikes locked up outside Hootananny on Effra Road. I only remember that one of them was covered in postage stamps! How cool is that? :-D

That's Tom's bike.

A fleeting glimpse of white frame, fluoro pink rim & possibly a knitted beanie shooting passed the Engineer about 6pm last night.

Mr Tynan?

the big daddy wayne again.

I spotted the Stylist all the way from Old Street to Kings Road - good to meet you and the ultimate HHSB mate.

lovely multi-coloured Kenevans on Long Lane, SE1 this morning ridden by a stunning dark haired girl with green messenger bag - really nice!

Also a positive throng of fixie wheelgear riders in New Cross.

fit bird, bianchi pista, end of bethnal green road, top of brick lane going down the alley to shoreditch high street. NICE

Object this morning coming round the one way from Theobolds Rd. You are one deaf cunt. I actually stepped off the pavement and waved my arms like a loon, and you still blanked me. (Reading that back, I may have stumbled upon why...)

In the Metro page 62 Guinness Ad.

Green fixed, cranks on the wrong side and bird balanced on the handlebars!

RPM was that you I spotted yesterday on Camberwell New Road, at the Kennington park end?

...Tommy was waiting on the other side of the road. No number of 'oi, Tommy!' shouts could get his attention, though...

Fucking great day to be riding, today...

Sorry about that, I thought I saw someone in the morning but the ambulance distracted me and I could not clock who it was, plus I was about 1 hour behind schedule so I was off off and away!

In the Metro page 62 Guinness Ad.

Green fixed, cranks on the wrong side and bird balanced on the handlebars!

I've seen that too. It's shit. The picture is taken on Cornwall Road, SE1 and it's been reversed by the look of things.

That was me I think, I did notice someone on a fixed gear, waiting at those lights, coming the other way - howdy!

Good day to you Brett! Your trackstanding skills put me to shame..

Do you live around that way or were you just outside the holy gates of Herne Hill praying for good weather?

Good day to you Brett! Your trackstanding skills put me to shame..

Do you live around that way or were you just outside the holy gates of Herne Hill praying for good weather?

Yep, just near Lordship Lane - will holler next time!

Going over London Bridge this morning, a guy on a all black frame , track drops with white grip ends, goes past me and pulls a wheelie most of the way across the bridge!!

Made me laugh :)

Object this morning coming round the one way from Theobolds Rd. You are one deaf cunt. I actually stepped off the pavement and waved my arms like a loon, and you still blanked me. (Reading that back, I may have stumbled upon why...)
If you'd run into the road screaming and waving your hands, and thereby become an obstacle that could potentially kill me, I'd have definitely slowed down a little bit to at least acknowledge your presence by swearing at you.

If you'd run into the road screaming and waving your hands, and thereby become an obstacle that could potentially kill me, I'd have definitely slowed down a little bit to at least acknowledge your presence by swearing at you.
I <3 you too x

I just meant I was jacked into my mp4 world and running [almost] late for work.
Sorry I missed you dude [Not literally, I'm quite glad I didn't hit you].

No offence taken! Just messin.

I figured. x

I go up and down Clerkenwell Rd/Old St twice a day. Someone spot me!