I hate

mashton ,
not sure if too late but you do know you can use the cardboard tube at the centre of the toilet roll if you peel it, it smears but does collect

Ha. Thanks Julian. I'll give that a go when I am next caught short.

Probably tomorrow.

Ha!

I feel like some kind of genius.

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What do you hate? Is it the kerning on Quip?

When you finally get your shit together to leave the house and realise the bike you planned to ride has a puncture, the one you usually ride is upturned mid re-build and the road bike is hanging on the wall covered in drying laundry with no pedals. fucksake.

When you need someone to say "Oi fucko, put your fucking shoes on, fix the puncture and GTFO"

I guess this time that has to be me.

People that do not clear the microwave timer.

Trailers for radio shows of "funny person" and yes people, see Christian O'Connell, Frank Skinner and (shivers) Jamie Theakston, when the main person does a "funny" and all the yes people laugh and brown-nose. "Tune in tomorrow to hear such japery, it's great!"

That's similar to a pet-hate of mine: the mugshots you get on comedy flyers. Comedian + gurning "yeah, i know right? crazy!" expression + some sort of comedy prop or a crazy hairstyle.

stand up comedians and the people that go to their shows.

john bishop at the albert hall was a hoot!!!!!!!111111111oneone

Fuck off attack of the grumps!
3 stand up shows I've paid money for have all been worth it...
Dave chappelle, hella good.
Bill hicks, life changing.
Russell brand, okay, still laughed...

urgh bill fucking hicks. the patron saint of fedora wearing neckbeards. he's like a less funny richard dawkins.

You're old enough to have seen him before the early death and the deification and constant quoting, unless of course your grey beard arrived early in your life!

I love bill hicks and seeing him in london way back when before the universal love in was electrifying, and also stomach crampingly funny.

Anyway hate thread... Keep on hating!!

Cleaning my bike

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Not Jamie Theakston.

Amanda was on Heart Breakfast on Friday and said he was really nice and friendly.

What changed your life?

you tube videos of road users arguing with each other that prove nothing and make everyone look like a dick

Can I also add the people who send on links to said videos to that hate post.

Toplel...

Yep. Piss boiling

urgh bill fucking hicks. the patron saint of fedora wearing neckbeards. he's like a less funny richard dawkins.

Amaeze

pubs that serve only pale ale and not any proper bitters

#bitter