I hate

Bollox. You just sit and wait until it dries out then you don't much paper!

@jaw: It was never a look. It was always a lifestyle....4lyf.

fucking car alarms that never end. ok we get it someones messing with your fucking precious and you're not here, no, no one gives a flying fuck, shut the cunting hell up. no one is going to put on their outdoor shoes and go investigate. if it's being stolen you should have parked it somewhere less stealy.

(may be slightly rantier than normal as I have a temperature of 101f, a migraine level headache and my entire body is fucking aching like the worst growing pains I ever had)

...flu I cunting hate that as well.

I've got a mate who yentzed Stacey Dooley. He said she was supremely filthy.

not being able to ride...waiting for surgery, looking at bikes, looking at brilliant sunshine and blue skies and not being able to ride

on the upside, there is codeine

That's one for the wank bank.

When people pretend to be something they're not and act out nasty little sex-fantasies on LFGSS.

Thread or gtfo

I'm retired I need something to keep my hands occupied.

We had to do that in the army

i had to do it in 75 squadron french speaking goat rider sbs

aint no thang we also used some goat hair.

I hate other people's poor hygiene when I have to suffer public transport. Empty carriage bar the one other person who chose to sit on the other side of the aisle from me. He has wretch inducing halitosis. Don't want to move because my bike is with me next to the door.

Easter. Chocolate. Lamb. Bah.

Shred

Was once sat at a table seat on a busy train. Guy opposite was clipping his fingernails. No amount of glaring seemed to successfully convey my disgust.

PDFs you can paste text from as the text make-up goes all wonky.

Warm place in hell, etc etc... and no work doesn't give us full tools, why? ;)

Porsche Cayenne

911 or gtfo

GTFO

One of the fastest Porsches around.

lel.

i really want a porsche. don't even care.

i really want a porsche.

Uh, actually, it's pronounced "Porsche".

It's pronounced poor-shia like that terribly troubled yet talented young chap who gets a bit confused.

No matter how you pronounce it, a Porsche Cayenne with a dumb person behind the wheel spells more trouble than most cars.

Religious ads on Facebook. "It was the science of sex that made me decide to be a virgin".

Aye fuck all to do with your misogynistic religion, go pull the other one

Or, don't pull the other one, the deity disapproves of self-love.....

Haha true, you can't win :)

This was a woman though. Fewer men with that opinion ;)

When you say something sarcastic.
People think youre serious.
You cant tell them its sarcastic at risk of looking like you think theyre stupid or you have to assume their response is sarcastic as your comment was so obviously not serious.
They think youre dumb.