I hate

Hat fits...

Countryside innit.

If you have a 20m long retractable lead it means your dog can worry sheep without the farmer shooting it.

So my lead is why I don't get shot, it's good when things you like serve an extra, unexpected purpose.

I thought the whole point of taking your dog for a walk in the countryside was to get some fresh air and let the dog chase the sheep for a bit.

It's so the dog can have a poo and get itself tired enough so you don't have to think about it for the rest of the day, a bit like children.

Fucktards that spit their chewing gum on the street so I have to pick it out of the corrugations on the soles of my 5-10s twice today already.

anyone that refers to food as 'fuel'.

most likely to be people on bicycles.

I'm just off to make a cup of tea, I need to rehydrate.

Scoff up your scran then have a cuppa of chaa.

fucking 'craft' markets that expect punters to stump up a tenner for the privilege of being given the opportunity to buy a twee, knitted fucking tea set from some overly self regarding, public school educated chumps with kids called 'olly' or 'nathaniel'.

fuck off you shower of self important shite mongers - the car boot sale down the road from me is free and i can find something that's actually of fucking use, unlike the macaroni and glitter picture frames you seem to think are worth 20 notes a piece.

cunts

http://www.makegoodfestival.com/

the bellchief in my office with Radio 1 on polluting my consciousness - cnut

Tell bellchief's boss he needs a public performance licence and that the extraneous noise is affecting your Meniere's Disease and could cause you to take sick leave because of bellchief's actions and the boss's inaction. It worked for me.

This pair of 24 carat gold CUNTS

Does that watermark say "splash here"? Also, who the hell are they?

Also this guy. FYI they're Bernie Ecclestone's brat fuck kids

http://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes//celebrities/201108185953/petra-ecclestone-james-stunt-celebrity-weddings/0-22-956/petra-james--z.jpg

Why?!

She is also keen to start up some sort of kids’ club in London, because she says there is “nothing here” for children to do. “It’s bizarre. The stuff in LA… I mean I can’t even explain. They have, like, live bands for kids. Like, you go to this music house and they have these animals singing to these kids. I’m not even joking. It’s like a concert. There’s like puppets and a train going round. But I tried to take her to a music class here which was really crap.”

liverpool drivers who constantly stop at advance boxes, and those inconsiderate schoolrun parents who can't drop their kids at the car park, instead they just stop at single yellow ON marked cycle path. I see them every morning on Great Homer street

Who thought these were a good idea? You effectively have the base of a teapot that has been scraped across the counter shoved into a massive cup. This shitty cup has the surface area of a bucket and let's the tea cool far too quickly. I'm out.

Poor phone reception.

Such a first world problem but when I am tired it drives me up the wall having to continually ask someone to repeat themselves.

Being forced to install messenger for fb messenges. Luckily phone can hack browser version where you can read messenges...but for how long?

The stupid little faces that pop up and the fact it wants to look at your SMS's and contacts when you receive a message. Thankfully can turn off the faces and privacy guard stops it looking at all your shit.

fucking 'craft' markets that expect punters to stump up a tenner for the privilege of being given the opportunity to buy a twee, knitted fucking tea set from some overly self regarding, public school educated chumps with kids called 'olly' or 'nathaniel'.

fuck off you shower of self important shite mongers - the car boot sale down the road from me is free and i can find something that's actually of fucking use, unlike the macaroni and glitter picture frames you seem to think are worth 20 notes a piece.

cunts

http://www.makegoodfestival.com/

"Makegood Festival is an extravaganza boasting a vast, indie pop-up market of over 200 brand new creative businesses."

Arrghhhh

^ Well yes, but I doubt that's going to help things.

Not sure how to approach, ignoring it seems simpler rather than making a point about it. It does say a lot about human behavior in a way as in "I can do what I want, but others can't" :)

FUCK HIM UP:

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry! - YouTube

No messin.