I hate

^ Ha, yeah. I'm all over that baby like an algorithmic rash.

Should probably have done a bit of revision BEFORE trying to do their tests.

Turning the TV off, writing down some workings, and logging out of the forum, facebook, Gmail etc etc etc. would probably help too....

Bank holidays.

I like having the day off, I don't like everything that I need - for example, the swimming pool that I've run to so I can use their shower as we've got no hot water at home and I've just got back from sleeping in a field for 3 days - being closed.

I'd rather work on a bank holiday and have a normal day off. Pah.

Algebra :(

Youtube has lots of maths videos too. Sometimes you just need somebody to explain it another way so you can "see" it :)

Pulled pork.
Fuck off I don't care.
I almost put this in crap buzzwords.
I've never even eaten the stuff but I'm sick to death of reading it everywhere.

Ha, vitriol!

I feel the same about 'salted caramel' (although I have tried it and it's fuckin' reem!) and all other trendy bullshit foods.

Sounds like the type of joint that sells pulled pork.

These ballbag motivational snippets.

"you can choose your emotions"
No you can't. You can work on how you react to things, which lessons / strengthens certain emotional reactions over time. Once an emotion is there, it's there. There's no on/off button on them else we'd be walking around with a stupid grin like Farage all the time.

Rant over. So who is choosing to love Farage today? ;)

Dickhead New York parents who think that fitting Bull Bars to either end of their shiny new 4x4 is a really smart way to keep other cars from damaging their bumper paint during parallel parking.

Nearly everyone touch-parks here (you ought to see it, way worse than London), most older cars have severely scratched and cracked bumpers, and a good few newer cars have rubber protective mats hanging over the back bumper when parked. All good. But the pricks in the biggest vehicles see fit to extend their car by another foot, and fuck anyone who comes near it.
I don't think the words 'Pedestrian Impact Safety' are part of the lexicon here. Retards.

Internet 'journalists' who feel it necessary to point out in a 'have you ever noticed?' way that Wes Anderson films have a lot of symmetrical scenes or nice colours in them.
It's blindingly fucking obvious, yes we've noticed, and no we don't need to see another fucking supercut that would patronise a 9-year-old.

with the heat of a 1000 suns.

also:
Sunday Brunch in 99 Seconds - YouTube

Dickhead New York parents who think that fitting Bull Bars to either end of their shiny new 4x4 is a really smart way to keep other cars from damaging their bumper paint during parallel parking.

I don't think the words 'Pedestrian Impact Safety' are part of the lexicon here. Retards.

I'd love to see what they'd make of that in Paris, of the most ratty little cars and parking in the middle of the road on chevrons.

They may just firebomb it. And rightly so.

People with loud music in small parks.
People playing ANY group sport in small parks. Football is the worst.

People

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Agreed and people with dogs off the lead that think it's alright for their dog to persist in sniffing my dog's arse (he is always on a lead up to thirty feet long). When he gets the hump it's suddenly all my fault even when I've told them he won't like it.

Ha, vitriol!

I feel the same about 'salted caramel' (although I have tried it and it's fuckin' reem!) and all other trendy bullshit foods.

I mean this as a compliment but I thought you'd be well into trendy bullshit food

I shall be doing pulled pork at my birthday barbecue again this year.

sausage meat then?

I am getting more and more irritated by coppers, young and old, referring to a single house or building as a premise. It is driving me insane.

Fuck the police thread >>>>>>>>

That does sound irritating.

Fuck the police thread >>>>>>>>

Fuck yeah....

People who have their dogs on those fucking stupid retractable long leads, so that they can't control them properly. Irresponsible, inconsiderate and incompetent.