I hate

Hah! One of my fav films should watch again.

On the parking cunt note one of my colleagues caught another one (his neighbour at work) parking like one at the local shop. "hey, nice car is that yours parked over two spaces...?"

Took a proper redner.

I hate the fact that 'one size fits all' is a total bloody lie when it comes to cycling caps - the lying swines.
I also hate the fact I haven't got any Fullers London Pride in the fridge and also, that the weather is so changeable.
Have a lovely evening whatever you're doing.

I hate that you keep your london pride in the fridge.

I hate that I was also going to make a disparaging remark about people that keep ale in the fridge but then I didn't cos I thought it was a dick move and now I regret it

why wouldn't you keep ale in the fridge? it's where you find it in the tescos metro.

fools.

Who keeps ale? You drink it.

The smell of my fingertips after fiddling with the zipper-ring of my rapha jersey, rancid

Who keeps ale? You drink it.

Been keeping my 07 and 08 "fuller's special edition" for so long I think it's gone off

:(

We've got some Marmite of a fantastic vintage, I think it's 2009. Lovely stuff.

I have some lentils that have a pounds shillings and pence price tag... Which means they are about the same age as me.

Lentils age wonderfully. I'd save them for the grandchildren's 18th birthdays.

World Cup songs. Trashy, ear-wormy, overplayed, badly sung - WRONG WRONG WRONG.

In fact, while I'm on the subject, Jason hit the back of the net with this last time round :) lolz

the world cup,
like legitimising being a total chav twat, with the flags to prove it, blowing your fucking vulva or whatever their called at me out of the window as im riding, twats!

The first and last time I was remotely bothered with the World Cup was when I had a Willie on my six year old chest. Euph/csb

^ Errr, how does one Google that (without looking like a sexually frustrated teenager)?

World cups world cups world cuuuuuuuuups!!!! YEEEEEY

^ Errr, how does one Google that (without looking like a sexually frustrated teenager)?

You know you wanted to look at it.

Awww, that's quite cute, for a Willie.

office cards. i don't even send my own family cards on their birthday, what makes you think i want to sign one for debbie from accounts who's getting married next month?

fuck off.

dear debbie

second dibs

all my love
greenhell

lel

Stop fucking saying "textses" for the love of Christ! And another thing, premises already refers to a single place, there's no need to lop the end off. Say building, property, office, anything, just stop fucking murdering the telephone. My ear is not a toilet.

SMSes

Big Breasteses - YouTube

Fucks yous

Halfords

How the fuck can you sell a bike where

The brake blocks are loose
Gears are not limited or indexed properly
Stem is loose
Kickstand is so loose it gets jammed in the cranks
QRs loose
Saddle clamp not tightened

Useless cunts.