I hate

I would advise against that for health and safety reasons

i have found using myhermes via parcel2go okay. when they messed up last week they rebooked the collection for me and upgraded the service using yodel at no extra cost. worth noting. always speak to the manager or supervisor. they're pay grade normally allows more thinking and responding outside of the script than the phone desk operator.

Mitt Romney.

Well maybe hate's a bit strong, but he creeps me out, big time.

I straight up hate him.

I think it's actually impossible to trust a man called Mitt.

Perhaps you prefer his first name, Willard?

Don't mind that. Reminds me of epic children's writer, Willard Price.

Reminds me of Robbie's dog in Eastenders.

Don't mind that. Reminds me of epic children's writer, Willard Price.
Used to race through those books!

You are supposed to read the words not look at the pictures.

Reminds me of Robbie's dog in Eastenders.

lolzered

Don't mind that. Reminds me of epic children's writer, Willard Price.

Used to race through those books!

Once you'd read one, you knew the plot of them all.

Would.

Was that the impressively unfunny guy that presented Buzzcocks the other day?

Was that the impressively unfunny guy that presented Buzzcocks the other day?

That narrows it down.

Come on, there are less funny people around - David Cameron, Robert Mugabe, Dr. Shipman

Was that the impressively unfunny guy that presented Buzzcocks the other day?

series 26

episode 1 - kathy burke host - very funny

episode 2 - example host - funny, but not because of him, gareth malone was excellent

episode 3 - jack whitehall host - bilge (& pictured above)

episode 4 - nick grimshaw host - talentless

episode 5 this week - lee mack host - now that is one tedious cunt

episodes and stuff > http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01n2xpd/episodes/guide

^ agree.

Kathy Burke was great, if about as musically knowledgeable as Paul Foot (who I adore). The others this series have been woeful.

Oh Amstell... Why did you have to get ideas above your station?

lee mack host - now that is one tedious cunt

Could be less tedious if handcuffed (left wrists) to Noel Fielding, prior to a fight to the death with rusty hacksaw blades. Jupitus to kill the victor by bare arse suffocation.

Once you'd read one, you knew the plot of them all.

The same can be said for most children's series, surely? Except The Adventures of Asterix of course :)

... my job.

Rent boy was your choice, I told you it isn't as glamourous as is sounds. You wouldn't listen.

I was dazzled by the bright lights and deep purses cough oh how I was misled....

Derren Brown - so shit