I hate

Injustice.

Waking up.

Cheese of goat.

Derren Brown - so shit

I tried to watch this one, but it's ike a badly acted version of Children of Men. Knowing that it's all a big hoax makes it even more ridiculous.

apparently the end of times has the same plot as 28 days later - pffft

I wouldn't know having never sat through a whole zombie movie.

northwest scallies who keep their palms in their crotch in public

^ agree.

Kathy Burke was great, if about as musically knowledgeable as Paul Foot (who I adore). The others this series have been woeful.

Oh Amstell... Why did you have to get ideas above your station?

Paul Foot. I hate him.

Well that clears something up for me. CYOA was not talking about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Foot as I had rather oddly assumed. Given that he is dead. And not someone likely to appear on NMTB even if he was still alive.

Pedestrians crossing the road that think they should walk slowly just because I'm a cyclist and not a car...
If I hit you we'll both get hurt.

Have you seen his stand up. I predict break down at 30

I quite liked them a few years ago.

I confess thread...

northwest scallies who keep their palms in their crotch in public

I was pondering this the other day, as I see more and more 'Yoots' down here (London overspill) with their hands down their pants.

Wondered if it was some affectation derived from pretending you've got a weapon/contraband about you, or just some shameless self cupping.

Keep meaning to ask them if they've found anything down there yet.

Filthy habit. I'm off to wash my coins.

Well that clears something up for me. CYOA was not talking about Paul Foot as I had rather oddly assumed. Given that he is dead. And not someone likely to appear on NMTB even if he was still alive.
Ha! It had crossed my mind.

Both held in high regard, but for utterly different reasons.

I hate the fact that the firm who're transporting my bike told me "3-4 days, Sir" we're quite clearly lying to me. I've been here a week and I'm climbing the fucking walls because I can't get out and ride. I have a million and one things I'd like to go over whilst I ride and they're sitting in my head tap-tapping away...

WHERE'S MY FUCKING BIKE!!!!

I hate twats that drive around with fog lights on when it's not foggy, it's hardly ever foggy, you twats.

I hate Fedex for suspected lying and being generally shit...

according to them, my non-tracked parcel has supposedly been delivered, and signed by a random guy going through security door of my building without names or address because he said "Oh, these are my bike forks!".
Then they tell me that the driver will show up round 5pm to find which flat they went to (that I don't understand at all, how could he possibly know which flat out of the 50 flats in the building?).
Then I call at 6:30pm because nobody has shown up and they proceed to tell me: "your forks are in front of me, you can come and collect them tomorrow!". Best magic trick ever: not only they know the contents of my package but it has found its way back to the depot on its own.
I go collect the parcel, there's a hole on the side, the boxed has been badly fucked in transport, the forks are dented, but it's not their fault. "Any complaints need to go through the seller" and they can't keep it.

The seller told me there was nothing he could do.

TL:DR, I hate Fedex and lying bastards.

Sellers responsibility, either they paid for postage with insurance and fed ex pay for damges, or they didn't and they pay.

Elbow

I hate people who reckon they're in 'business' and tell people they're in 'business' at very opportunity and roll their eyes when they rattle on about it like they're saying 'you know how business can be'.
Well, no I don't actually. Business? What the fuck is that? The only business I see on a regular basis is dog's business which is left in steaming lumps all over my local football pitch by inconsiderate cock sockets for young lads to slip on every Saturday afternoon, which I do find sort of funny but it doesn't make it right.
Is that the business you mean? Dog poo business?
No, of course it isn't, but it may as well be for all the sense you are making rattling on about fucking business.
I'm not in business but I go to work every fucking day but you seem to be drinking a lot of coffee at home and making phone calls. Business? Gay chat lines more like, you lying, chancing, bullshitmonger.

I think bullshitmonger is one word.

I think you're probably right. I'll change it.

:-)