I hate

Crass and droll.

my mum pronounces it crew-saunt :-)

Get me a pastry, stat.

i'm well up for one now, whatever they are.

Crow is ant, n.w aged 4.

Tom Cruissant

mmm placenta

Bread n choc choc just doesn't have the same... i don't know what?

This was a brilliant joke and I think it deserves wider appreciation.

Bread n choc choc just doesn't have the same... i don't know what?

Crass and droll.

i don't know how to rep. but bravo!

I hate that my dear mother leant my nicest posi screwdriver to one of her friends without telling me and now I'm in need of it. Also that she will probably use it on the wrong screws or fuck up the end. Its a fucking nice tool and it cost me a whole walking out of college....

The sound of my bosses voice.

He's irish, and talks constantly. I've spent the past 7 working days with him and only him in our office trying to get a tender submission finished, and i swear i almost went fucking postal as a result of his fucking incessant waffling this afternoon.

haha "tender submission"

Seriously, he is one of the most fucking irritating people on the fucking planet.

BRM, that is fucking dark.

BRM, that is fucking rad.

Fixed

sorry

the phrase '700cmx'

it makes me cringe

I hate everything

**From: Mr.Paul Lawson (BOA).
Bills & Exchange Manager
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)
BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA .

I am contacting you in regards to a business transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased account. I decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction. **

**PROPOSITION; I discovered an abandoned sum of $17.5M in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family. Since his death, none of his relations has come forward to lay claims to this money as the heir. The bank cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Upon this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked out by me for the fund $17.5M to be released in your favour as the beneficiary's next of kin. Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual business endeavour by furnishing me with the following;

Your name: ............................
Your country: .........................
Your phone Number: ......................
Your Tel/fax: ...........................
Your age: ...............................
Your occupation: ......................
Photograph of yours with copy of your International Passport or driver's license............

These requirements will enable us file a letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favour before the transfer can be made. I shall be compensating you with 40% on final conclusion of this project, while 50% will be for me and 10% will be for our any expenses that may come up. Your share stays with you while my own share shall be for investment purposes in your country. **

If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you, I await your urgent email. Reply me at via,
**
Thank for your anticipated co-operation
Best Regards,
Mr.Paul Lawson
Bill & Exchange Manager. **

Sounds a great opportunity, can you forward him my email address please G

will do g

i might splash out and buy everybody a wristwatch of their choosing, you interested?

..rodents. There's been a lot of building work around here recently and it seems to have upset the local rat population, some of whom have decided to move in to my fucking house, bringing equally unwelcome mice with them. Horrible, horrible little bastards, the lot of them. Eat that poison and fucking die!

All fucking vermin eradicated from our house. Die bastards.

will do g

i might splash out and buy everybody a wristwatch of their choosing, you interested?

Yep

www.moodykettles.com

Asthma. Since I was a baby.

And random dry skin flaring up on my elbows for the first time in my life. GTFO.

Is it eczema? Get eumovate from the chemist (available without prescription) and that'll reduce it.