I hate

Probably, and thanks, but I already have prescribed shit that I get it when it flares up on different areas of my body :|
(When I was 19, going through a REAL bad time, my face's skin raised up real bad, had to go dermatologist)
But Ill keep your suggestion in mind if I dont have the time to renew it. Thanks

Hows this for an opportunity

Good to meet you,

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                                  ***Remember the distance does not matter what matters is the love we share with each other.***

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Some fken slimy two hat has nicked my prized fken chili plant!

argh!

i hope he/she tries to eat a f**ken whole one and sh1ts broken glass for a fortnight.

@brm euphemism or the red stuff. i am not up on the slang you brockleyites be spittin

no euph. i work on the top floor, so i grow my best chilis up here (about 95% of available annual probable sunlight hours, for you sunlight and daylight surveyors out there).

the plants in the brock 'n' roll vege patch have been shite this year (along with the other ones), so i was relying on this one delivering the goodness.

t'was coming along nicely, too.

never mind, they will get a surprise.

stealing is bad but i hope they don't suffer too much and learn something from this.

i really dislike those withering name-based-pun-put-downs such as "cuntador", "con-dor", "charge smug" etc. I just heard "shoxton" in another thread which is just so piss weak.

i do an internal facepalm everytime i hear one of these. not big. not clever. and definitely not funny.

please stop it.

FFS, chillax!

haha! Muptard!

Yeah, you should listen to poopersurprise.

It's rayleigh not that bad dookhead

ha! i don't mind silly contractions (are these related to tender submissions?) like that so much as the insult-awkwardly-punned-into-someone's-name thing... balki and neu have the idea.

actually chillax is annoying too isn't it? there's a guy here at my work who calls gatwick airport "gatport". that makes me seethe. JUST SAY "GATWICK" YOU COCK!

i do however like the perverse logic that makes old american guys drawl "double you double you two" instead of "world war two".

if we really wanted to be efficient we should to as stephen fry suggested and pronounce it:

"wuh wuh two".

as in "wuh wuh wuh dot el eff gee ess ess dot com".

just spotted hippy in an iphone related thread contributing "iclone"

pow!

classifieds with no pictures.

**From: Mr.Paul Lawson (BOA).
Bills & Exchange Manager
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)
BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA .

I am contacting you in regards to a business transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased account. I decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction. **

**PROPOSITION; I discovered an abandoned sum of $17.5M in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family. Since his death, none of his relations has come forward to lay claims to this money as the heir. The bank cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Upon this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked out by me for the fund $17.5M to be released in your favour as the beneficiary's next of kin. Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual business endeavour by furnishing me with the following;

Your name: ............................
Your country: .........................
Your phone Number: ......................
Your Tel/fax: ...........................
Your age: ...............................
Your occupation: ......................
Photograph of yours with copy of your International Passport or driver's license............

These requirements will enable us file a letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favour before the transfer can be made. I shall be compensating you with 40% on final conclusion of this project, while 50% will be for me and 10% will be for our any expenses that may come up. Your share stays with you while my own share shall be for investment purposes in your country. **

If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you, I await your urgent email. Reply me at via,
**
Thank for your anticipated co-operation
Best Regards,
Mr.Paul Lawson
Bill & Exchange Manager. **

drug addicts & family drama. Neither involves me though. Thank fuck. But still a worry for my aunt who is going through chemo :(

my job.

and this one

I hate..... answering the phone by accident to the (seriously) psychotic ex. who I have managed to avoid talking to for 4 years after their last spell of madness... they used a new number and I answered instinctively.... fuckerdee fuck.

I hate..... answering the phone by accident to the (seriously) psychotic ex. who I have managed to avoid talking to for 4 years after their last spell of madness... they used a new number and I answered instinctively.... fuckerdee fuck.

Like! ha

Attention seekers.

I love them, endless opportunities for ridiculing sad bastards.

I crave attention

Me too Balki. Constantly.