I hate

I fucking LOVE that lube!

Spitalfields+pedestrians=**not cool **

For your Attention:

On behalf of the United Nations, I have been asked to contact you and make
available a Draft and ATM master card Cash card of (2.4 Million Pounds Only) to
you as some of the Beneficiaries have started claiming their for past efforts
and services. You have been approved for this payment as one of the
beneficiaries to be paid £2,400,000.00GBP and be rest assured that your fund
will be delivered to you.

Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from UPS/FedEx website to
confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully.

Name :Abraham Wilson :FedEx Tracking Number...871372197898 (www.fedex.com)
Name:B.KAMAL ALDIN Saudi Arabia:FedEx Tracking Number...871372197876 (www.fedex.com)
Name :ms.Neufeld C. :FedEx Tracking Number...871363114176 (www.fedex.com)
Name :M.RAMBOW :FedEx Tracking Number...869718779752 (www.fedex.com)
Name :Racheal Frank :UPS Tracking Number...1z89249r2210011070 (www.ups.com)
Name :Zaidi Mohammed :UPS Tracking Number...1z89249r2210011025 (www.ups.com)

Your Information is required to proceed:

Full Name:......Address:....Country:..........Telephone Number:

Note that you will be responsible for the delivery charges, only then will
your Tracking Number be issued to you by the United Parcel Service (U.P.S) or
FedEx to track your Cashier check till it gets to your Doorstep

Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is
sent within 24 working hours.

Yours sincerely
Mr. Richard Paul
unodept@gala.net

^lucky guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAH43TZYGt4

thanks what can i treat you to?

thanks what can i treat you to?

This please!

oh you're an art lover?

nice choice.

old people not having to pay for the bus and taking up all the god dam seats!

You have a bike, use it!

Attention: Beneficiary.

Your United Nations Grant Payment Notification,

This is to notify you that you have been chosen By the UN Board of trustees of the UN Organization as one of the final recipients of a Cash Grant/Donation for your personal development of the sum of (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) This fund is Programmed into an ATM MASTER CARD for security purpose as an developmental aid from the UN Foundation.

The Zenith Bank Of Nigeria Plc has been appointed to oversee this development affair. You are required to expeditiously Contact Mr. Jim Ovia the Executive Director of Zenith Bank Of Nigeria Plc

With your full details for documentation and processing of the release of your cash aid VIA ATM MASTER CARD. Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (UNF/FBF-816-1119 G-900-94) in all discussions with Mr. Jim Ovia the Executive Director of Zenith Bank Of Nigeria Plc.

Person to Contact Mr. Jim Ovia
Contact E-mail:
Telephone: +234-812-564-5099

Regards,
Rev, Patrick Shull
From The Office Of
United Nations London (UK)

I can't stand Loose Women. Never in my life have I heard such twoddle.

Really??!

coughs

http://www.lfgss.com/member1317.html

Facebook.

People who pronounce the "r" in croissant.

People continually pronouncing the "r" in croissant throughout my working day.

I hate saying croissant, I always feel like I'll sound pretentious, or like Jonathan Ross.

I hate saying croissant, I always feel like I'll sound pretentious, or like Jonathan Ross.

I feel like this when saying Pain Au Chocolat....

Bread n choc choc just doesn't have the same... i don't know what?

I hate saying croissant, I always feel like I'll sound pretentious, or like Jonathan Ross.

Me too

I feel like this when saying Pain Au Chocolat....

Also people saying pronouncing that "Pan au chocolate".

And people who are convinced that mechanical disc brakes are crap.

I remain unsure of how to actually pronounce croissant... it's 'kwa-sont' with only the slightest bit of that t on the end, yes?

Oui.

Kroy-santt. duh.

Crah-sint.

Cress and roll