I hate

I like the nubbins

i'll save them for you.

I have 36 minutes to get ready to go and see my girlfriend 8 miles away.

Yo can do that easy

getting off the forum will be a good start ;-)

why would i want to do that?

the ITV 4 tour coverage music / theme tune thing. it really irritates me.

Same here, so bloody annoying!

don't mind the music so much...just that the music means 7 minutes away from the tour while they try and sell us all sort of shit...LOUDLY

I like the nubbins

+1

I cannot believe how shit Royal Mail are

-I get a slip saying they tried to deliver a parcel. and a 2nd delivery attempt will be made.
-My flatmates ill and in all the next day, no parcel.
-I organise for it to be sent to my local post office (£1.50 fee) as depot is 30 min ride away .
-I go to pick it up 4 days after the requested date, miserable bitch says it's not there.
-I go to depot, nice guy says it's not there, but it was sent a week after I asked.
-I go back to Post office, they have it, now 3.5 weeks in. I refuse to pay £1.50, horrible fat woman gives me an earful just saying "fee payable! fee payable! what do I do?" I ask manager (nice guy, but jobsworth) to just send it back to the depot and I'll pick it up myself. He says OK, so then I say "Well if you're sending it to SE16 why not just send it to me round the corner?". Doesn't work.
-I goto depot today, same guy as before: "It's been returned to sender"

fucking bollocks.

you should have paid up :)

got a card saying we tried to deliver blah, blah, blah even though i was home at the time, git didn't think to ring the doorbell. went to the sorting office to collect and the nice guy at the desk recommended i compalined to the manager, he happily gave me the phone number to speak to the manager... guess what, no one ever picks up that phone.

I half want them to privatise the shit out of Royal Mail to kill it dead

I half want them to privatise the shit out of Royal Mail to kill it dead

They're not the only shit delivery people. Home Delivery Network (for amazon) failed to deliver a parcel to me, after I'd been in all day. They also didn't leave a slip with any info on. They then left the parcel at a random shop about 20 doors away from my flat... took me about 10 days to locate the damn thing..

trying to stream fucking movies on the internet i mean, i just wanna watch fucking sleepless in seattle with my g/f on a sunday afternoon. I mean is it that fucking hard?!

Oh fuck..

Almost finishing off the bike and then being a dick and snapping the brake cable.
Bollocks.

Removing vinyl floor tiles. and the shitty glue left all over the kitchen floor.
I also removed some leg hair by knealing in it.

trying to stream fucking movies on the internet i mean, i just wanna watch fucking sleepless in seattle with my g/f on a sunday afternoon. I mean is it that fucking hard?!

Oh fuck..

Is that the porn version? The titles are getting less imaginative these days.

Fucking Titanic is **not **something you want to see. Unless you're into big girls.

beth ditto thread alert.

Oh and my dumbass cousin

My cousins do my head in as well .... well the extended family I am regularly in contact with.

My cousin she stitched me up to my mum ... after a MSN convo with her ... don't really bother with that side of the family anymore ... the moment I start trusting them ... the moment they stitch me up... thanks ... not!

Fucking Titanic is **not **something you want to see. Unless you're into big girls.

Titanic I hate and Celion dion ... I can actually stand her clone Shania Twain ... at least her songs are just pop bollox.

My cousin she stitched me up to my mum ... after a MSN convo with her !

How did she stitch you up?

Sports commentators on eurosport that don't have a clue.

In reference to Contadors' bike on the final stage of Le Tour

"...over night they have sprayed the frame yellow..."

Seriously if you don't know what you're talking about shut the fuck up don't just make it up!

My cousins do my head in as well .... well the extended family I am regularly in contact with.

My cousin she stitched me up to my mum ... after a MSN convo with her ... don't really bother with that side of the family anymore ... the moment I start trusting them ... the moment they stitch me up... thanks ... not!

Urghhhh. I've not had any who do that, but this one has been with me to west drinks, and I was a bit embarrassed by her behaviour, and when she asks me for advice, anything I have to say, she doesn't wanna know.