I hate

@tiswas :-)

@skully do you want in?

well my door lock was sticking before, and wd40 would have rectified the problem, im now truly fucked

Lighter fluid ;)

Most of the people you work with... you wouldn't pick them.

chavs drunk or sober ( i cant tell)

The general public. Can't any of you mongs walk/drive/cycle in a straight line? Why do you feel the need to take up the entire width of the pavement?

a long time ago i developed and perfected a little technique that had a 99% success record.

what you do is this; use the outside front of your left shoe and gently tap the heel of their right shoe, as they turn to the right to see what has caused this slip past them on the left. the motion needs to be fluid. timing is everything.

good luck.

The really guy that has decided to stand in front of me the football

I hate that i have allot of trouble explaining things to people. and when there things that could fuck stuff up it gets me into trouble :(
I hate it.

gleee, they suck dick. this is sooooo badddd, cover of lily allen smile. please die!!

YouTube- Glee - Smile (Lily Allen Cover)

True, that was crap, this was awesome though:

YouTube- Glee Cast - Smile
Charlie Chaplin Version [FULL SONG]

And this is just fucking amazing:

YouTube- Glee - Defying Gravity (Full Song by Kurt and Rachel)

if mccarthy says anything i will stick a hot poker up his arse!

Ahh, right, bollocks.

I hate asparagus piss

I hate asparagus piss
+1

I also hate sugerpuff piss

Also, re: glee...

:-{D

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The guy has taste.

Ed is deaf.

...repped.

Shit ed....

Being deaf has nothing to do with tones..

I know, as he is always listening to music while he's on the bike =P

It still raised a chuckle though.

...rest days during the Tour de France.

...rest days during the Tour de France.

+1

Ticks.

Fingers crossed the bullseye on my ankle doesn't develop.

blows chunks

Ridiculous internet adverts.
This one reminds me of a nightmare I had about being chased by troll/ork/goblin things.

I hate write something just because of I have to. To get rid of this nursery function, ok I understand that it is security issue, but still.

why are you so eager to get out of the nusery? whats the urgency?