I hate

i hate how similiar spray mount and WD40 look

Did Crumb make a boo boo?

ALSO people who sign off with ' thanks in advance'
grrrrrr

I keep getting this!!!! I think it's annoying because it is so presumptuous. It's like turning up to drinks and saying "Thanks in advance for going to the bar and buying me a drink." Civil.

Did Crumb make a boo boo?

well my door lock was sticking before, and wd40 would have rectified the problem, im now truly fucked

It's like turning up to drinks and saying "Thanks in advance for going to the bar and buying me a drink." Civil.

This happens

I've yet to try it...maybe next week. Thanks is advance for the beer.

either do that or be honourable and go for this:
YouTube- Can I Get Any of you Cunts a Drink?

Walking down the street to get dinner.. there and back spot two separate groups of cunts scabbing stuff out of the charity donations left outside some Child charity shop near me. The said cunts at least looked better dressed than me so it wasn't that they appeared homeless or whatever.
Stealing from a children's charity.. WTF?

hippy: Same here in Dulwich. All the mums who can afford to drive around in audi's and buy fucking Uggs for 9 year-olds BUT APPARENTLY they're SO POOR that they have to RAID countless charity shops in the area. It makes me sick on sunday evenings that I go out for a walk, and see people that well off depriving a charity out of thoughtless greed. They surround bags like animals, it really makes me think less of the people we share our world with.

Maybe they're poor people who're that well dressed cos they get the first dibs on donations

It still makes me want to kick them in the face.

Maybe they're poor people who're that well dressed cos they get the first dibs on donations

oh, and I suppose they all go back the next day when the shop is open, and ask how much they owe for the 'first dibs' outfits?

nights drawing in. soon be Christmas.

whats the best nation in the world?

donation..

whats the best city in the world?

generocity....

squirrels, cunts have eaten all my king cos', ratface bastards

Greetings,

I need your cooperation to put claim over this funds, the amount involve is 13.350 Million Euro,I am the executive director of Islamic Development Bank; Burkina Faso Ouagadougou,Here is My residential address with my contact phone number.18 avenue de la charles Degaulle sect: 21.Box Postal: 01 bp 5256 Ouagadogou Burkina Faso (TEL:0022678257788) There is no doubt about your eligibility as the legal next of kin to our deceased customer with the following reasons:there is no next of kin attached on the funds, Dir.Tetsuya Lee is an engineer, From Japan based in Burkina faso for contrate, the funds was transfered in his bank account within 7 days before his death, The government didn't know if he has withdrawn the funds or not, Upon this i seek for your full cooperation to put claim over the funds immediately,

I don't want the bank to know my involvement, i will quide you and make sure that the fund will be transfered into your bank account,I seek for your cooperation to make it reality, due to the engineer is one of the executive directors (AACE INTERNATIONAL) i am inviting you for this business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of ( 55/45) After you received funds i will come over to your country for the share of the funds according to the percentage,i have arranged this transaction, I didn't know you in person, Therefore i will like to be reassured of the manner of person whom I am dealing with because (13.350 Million Euro) is not a little money,therefore I have to get certain necessary facts about you are as follows:
(1) your full name......................
(2)Your occupation .................
(3)Your marital status ..................
(4)Your full residential address................
(5)Your phone number ........................
(6)A copy of Your photo scanned and sent to me by mail,immediately i received those above informations from you,i will send you the text of application which you will fill and send to the bank for the claim.Act as adviced or you call me.Please these claims have to be completed within a week if only you will act as advice at the accurate time.My direct cell line:(00226 78257788)

Dir.IDB
Mr.Al-Mursalat

Hahaa, gold.
Best of all we recently did a documentary about the IDB - and interviewed at length Ahmed Mohammed Ali Al-Madani, the actual director.
Better than that we recently did a report from Ouagadougou about the ICT Best Practices Forum 2010 - one of the main topics for that was internet fraud.

I hate the fact that I just bought a little wedgie toolpack for under my saddle, spent all afternoon thinking "ooh I must get onto putting that on, I'll be needing it in about two hours", then when I do just now I find that the 'universal' fitting doesn't actually fit my regal's rails ... now I have to get back to the shop and find one that does fit, and I haven't got the time to do it ...

@Gerald, what was that all about? I'm well confused. A scam?

Jeremy Clarkson

Ed and I went to see the filming of it last week. Enjoyable (though we joked we were more interested in the lighting rig than the cars in the studio), until we found out Clarkson is a complete wanker, and 90% of the audience pissed themselves laughing at his completely homophobic jokes.

Only saving grace was Alastair Cambell was the star in the car, who was pretty cool, though you could tell he was biting his tongue not destroying Clarkson.

having a newly serviced bike, where then some douche pulls their car out in front of you suddenly, making you collide and put your wheel out of true.

Put there face out of true.