I hate

Why don't you just chillaxe!

Dude, where did you get that e from?

I've got chill aches.

i find its even more jostle when names are combined: brangelina

what Like Maxcrowe

that's the worst one :)

The current obsession with combining two words does my head in, eg. jeggings, slankets, sporks, bromance etc.

Fuck off immediately.
Or worse, taking the first couple of letters from first and surnames to make a 'new' and 'original' name. Like SuBo ...

Also, sticking "gate" on the end of everything any time there is any sort of scandal. Fuck Off!

yep. fuck right off. fucken cunts

also - bonus point to balki for using "aggot".

What the fuck!? Is that like joggers but made of denim?

Yes worn low slung with espadrilles. Acid wash denim for maximum Club Tropicana style points.

We lived through the 80's so you didn't have to; stop bringing it back kids....

We lived through the 80's so you didn't have to; stop bringing it back kids....

that is ace.

reppo'd

Also, sticking "gate" on the end of everything any time there is any sort of scandal. Fuck Off!

This.

Also, sticking "gate" on the end of everything any time there is any sort of scandal. Fuck Off!

"This is Kent Brockman just outside the County Courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history. Behind these doors, a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the media have dubbed "Beat-Up Waiter." This reporter suggested "Waitergate", but was howled down at the press club."

Or worse, taking the first couple of letters from first and surnames to make a 'new' and 'original' name. Like SuBo ...

Also, sticking "gate" on the end of everything any time there is any sort of scandal. Fuck Off!

Ha, with you 100%, absolutely appalling!

Some twat outside my flat yesterday with silly pseudo-emo hair, light t-shirt, moobs, painfully tight jeans, deck shoes and a fat ass. Couldn't walk properly.

I HATE YOU.

I was me

Not rly

Some twat outside my flat yesterday with silly pseudo-emo hair, light t-shirt, moobs, painfully tight jeans, deck shoes and a fat ass. Couldn't walk properly.

I HATE YOU.

What the fuck did I do?

DIY & Leonard, whover the fuck you are/were, Why did you write your shit name on everything you came into cantact with. Wanker.

Yes worn low slung with espadrilles. Acid wash denim for maximum Club Tropicana style points.

We lived through the 80's so you didn't have to; stop bringing it back kids....

Tell it like it was, homeboy... I became a teenager in 1980 and can't bear thinking about it now, what an awful, awful decade to grow up in... Still, it made us what we are today, don't look back and all that...

i was 2

Why is the BBC iPlayer always so.fucking.loud!?

Why is the BBC iPlayer always so.fucking.loud!?

cos it goes up to 11.

It's one louder.

The eurosport ToC adverts.
Mark "the kid" Cavendish
Lance "the boss" Armstrong

eh?

cos it goes up to 11.

It's one louder.

Why not just make 10 louder?

Just came home from the cinema, watched four lions, was good.
Picture the scene if you will,

Step into the kitchen, think hmm you know what would be good right now; a cup of tea and maybe a few scones, yeah i said smiling to myself. So i put the kettle to boil, slice open the heavenly fruited scones and generously spread some butter on them.

Meanwhile my tea is brewing, i place the teabag in the bin and approach the fridge..............

Disbelief. The last of my milk, enough for two maybe even three cups of tea, GONE!

Plain rude!

I bite my thumb at you flatmate!

Should have checked if there was milk before making the tea... Rookie error...