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Just came home from the cinema, watched four lions, was good.
Picture the scene if you will,Step into the kitchen, think hmm you know what would be good right now; a cup of tea and maybe a few scones, yeah i said smiling to myself. So i put the kettle to boil, slice open the heavenly fruited scones and generously spread some butter on them.
Meanwhile my tea is brewing, i place the teabag in the bin and approach the fridge..............
Disbelief. The last of my milk, enough for two maybe even three cups of tea, GONE!
Plain rude!
I bite my thumb at you flatmate!
Surely you were going to put cream on your scones? I would totally have put some clotted cream in my tea at that point!
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Well this is the thing, its alright if you take a bit of milk, but the very last bit!
Its an unwritten rule, you just don't do it :)
We share milk, well, I share milk it seems. I buy 2ltr at a time, my flatmates both get 1pint max at most every other time.
I Often get milk which I never see, or worse, I find it opened, 4/5 full, left out the fridge all day.
Now and again I've taken to pouring full fat cream into their skimmed pints to sabotage their diet regimes.
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We share milk, well, I share milk it seems. I buy 2ltr at a time, my flatmates both get 1pint max at most every other time.
I Often get milk which I never see, or worse, I find it opened, 4/5 full, left out the fridge all day.
Now and again I've taken to pouring full fat cream into their skimmed pints to sabotage their diet regimes.
Simple solution - go vegan and use soya milk. It takes a wee while until you get used to it (and you do) but you can guarantee that no one will nick it because to tthe casual user it tastes vile in tea.
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Milk grief is no fun, but I have developed a coping mechanism:
Leave the teabag in the cup and race to the shops.
Buy some of that over-priced organic full-fat posh milk as a reward.
By the time you come back, the tea will be all lovely and stewed and the creamy milk will make it taste much better.
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Use a knife and fork.
For pizza? Get a life!
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yes you can...
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The worst thing about adverts on Spotify is when I'm really feeling something like The Velvelettes, and a Band of Horses advert totally pisses in my face with it's Observer Music Monthly bad vibrations.
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Well this is the thing, its alright if you take a bit of milk, but the very last bit!
Its an unwritten rule, you just don't do it :)