I hate

sometimes- I hate my bike.
I hate it when I'm on my way in and things I can't fix on the roadside break and I have to walk back home, and pick up a different bike, covered in grease and oil and shit- having had my shower, and then now I have the pleasure of being really fucking late.

most of all- I hate being late.

But having said that- Its now lunch break and I don't have to be there till 2.
so I'm at a loss.

Also I hate not having taken money/ oyster/ lock so I could lock the bike up and get in on time (ish).

Only if it's this one http://www.lfgss.com/thread15453.html

Right, Im out.

No but burlesque is quite nice. Especially if you are in the green room chatting to the girls as they are changing into their costumes.

Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI3P0bB2Dqk

Getting deep heat on "the boys"

again.

tears, real tears.

Those Harry Hill paintings remind me of Stella fucking Vine. Just as Platonic love describes a love of a person who reflects abstract notions of divinity, Stella vine is one of those rare souls who almost perfectly encapsulates my concept of a cunt.

What about Vic Reeves?

Difference is harry hill and vic reeves are comedians. Stella Vine is comical, but in a tragic depressing way. Unless she's doing an elaborate Andy Kaufman thing.

Like this?
YouTube- Alan Partridge - How do you ride a horse?

Ha ha, yeah, pretty much exactly like that :-)

CRC.

Fucking hell they are being slow!!!

When I most need it.

Shuda gone to my LBS :(

They're in Ireland, there has been no planes. Not really their fault, but yes LBS FTW.

Really?

Flip. I thought they were closer as they're normally so quick!!

Sorry CRC :/

I shoulda known.

CRC.

Fucking hell they are being slow!!!

When I most need it.

Shuda gone to my LBS :(

Pman earlier today:

"GET OVER HERE!!!"

I think that this might be the most boring thing I've ever tried to read.

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v32/n08/benjamin-kunkel/into-the-big-tent

Really? You never look in Current Projects then?

http://www.harry-hill.tv/art.html

Harry Hill, on the surface he appears a bit like a cut-price asexual Benny Hill, but he's actually fucking clever, weirder and more subversive than Tynan. And (to me anyway) very very funny.

Carry on hating!

I don't get it, but I love it!

..finally finishing the upgrades to the bike and being ready and raring, only to be forced to post this from my bed due to the crippling hangover i acquired in celebration of the completion of my bike.

Ooh err.

The kids off outnumbered

Charlie brooker's new haircut

Charlie brooker's new haircut

haha it was quite the discussion topic in my house. we are a big house full of Brooker lovers, but what has he done?!

Charlie brooker's new haircut

Tony, Guy and the Mr Whippy Man were told to "just go wild" on his head.

The result is a curly piece of poo-poo.

Will you please stop that fucking hammering I am trying to have a hangover. You're not even hitting it very hard you absolute bastard, this is worse than the time you had that celebration of Spanish commercial radio at 10 in the morning. This is fucking Chinese water torture with the world's most ineffectual hammer. I am going to come over and poke you in the eye very gently 8 million times and we'll see how you like it.

Charlie brooker's new haircut

two horribly unhealthy men having a stereo cough-off wither side of me all morning. real chest-thumping, red-faced retching-hacking bob flemming style performances. it's making me feel quite ill.

Charlie brooker's new haircut

Geek Pie?

That's all.

iphone users!
theatre, gigs, comedy nights, cinema.. you name it, 1 in 4 peoples face is lit by a fucking big flat phone, while they scratch around on their flat screen to check their faceache updates.. while their partners sit staring into space next to them.. do they have any idea how pathetic that looks!?
CNUTS

^ I'm with you on that one, all the way.