I hate

I'll be in trap 2 in 5 minutes. bring the latex gloves.

Not sure if this has been already discussed, but it seems that Muslim Fundamentalists have now been angered by Trey Parker and Matt Stone of South Park fame.

Haven't seen the episode in question, nor read of it elsewhere than a Finnish tabloid, but from what I've gathered there was Muhammad in a bear suit, or something. And, of course, it is now stab time in the same vein as with Theo van Gogh, for those two.

Even though I find the situation interesting, well, I do hate it, also.

EDIT: Is this something that is not allowed in LFGSS (meaning discussing things like this? Politics and religion?)

Skunkworks go search for the mosque thread it will show you what happens to religious discussions on the forum

Skunkworks go search for the mosque thread it will show you what happens to religious discussions on the forum

Gotcha.

..the volcano ash.
I want my mummy back :(

Burlesque... a bit dumb.

"Boylesque"... fucking RETARDED!

Anyone else just hear that shit on BBC?

No but burlesque is quite nice. Especially if you are in the green room chatting to the girls as they are changing into their costumes.

I hate dreaming about some fucking pedestrian deliberately walking into my bike as I rode past, then trying to grab it, forcing me to d-lock the fucker. I woke up too early, all angry and surging with adrenaline. Now I'm knackered and feel like shite.

Forgetting to wash up the chopping board resulting in garlic flavoured porridge :(

Forgetting to wash up the chopping board resulting in garlic flavoured porridge :(

You make your porridge on a chopping board?

And of course the classic "cut chilis, do not wash hands, go pee" scenario.

You make your porridge on a chopping board?
Yeah, mix it up like cement! Nah, I chopped up a banana to go in it.

No but burlesque is quite nice.

Bullshit... its for beret wearing chin-strokers and pasty white women with big arses, red lips and "fascinators". F T F O!

Forgetting to wash up the chopping board resulting in garlic flavoured porridge :(

This

Yeah, mix it up like cement! Nah, I chopped up a banana to go in it.

And this, this morning

You make your porridge on a chopping board?

And of course the classic "cut chilis, do not wash hands, go pee" scenario.

I remember at school, in food tech, the teacher was cutting some chillies and she said you shouldn't rub your eyes and all that then:

"boys, you mustn'y touch that part of your body that makes you a boy"
and this kid said
"What's that miss? The Brain?"

Bullshit... its for pasty white women with big arses, red lips and "fascinators". F T F O!

Pass the fucking Kleenex.

I'm way past the roundabout.

Seriously, I'd rather watch you wank.

I'd rather have you wank while watching me wank over wobbly white arses, red lips and fascinators.

Only in the name of art.

strokes chin

I knew you'd be in.

I'll pop on my nipple tassles.

You grease up that chair leg.

Hehe. Haven't we had the bur less skew rant before? I vaguely remember getting into it...

Its possible, Dooks. The cupboard is bare.

http://www.lfgss.com/thread36283.html

Those Harry Hill paintings remind me of Stella fucking Vine. Just as Platonic love describes a love of a person who reflects abstract notions of divinity, Stella vine is one of those rare souls who almost perfectly encapsulates my concept of a cunt.

http://www.lfgss.com/thread36283.html

Ha! Yeah, it sounded familiar to me too.

Anyway, anyone want to buy a pony?

Ha! Yeah, it sounded familiar to me too.

Anyway, anyone want to buy a pony?

Only if it's this one https://www.lfgss.com/thread15453.html