I hate

Birmingham*

It's like a whole city made up of the Elephant and Castle.

Still - at least I'm working in Coventry next week. At a sewage treatment works.

• if there are any Brummies can you please let me know did I miss something? After a week in Cov I'm back in Brum for another month at least.
  

when people put their bags on train/bus seats.

and

waking up and your cock has slipped into your arse

??

iphone users!
theatre, gigs, comedy nights, cinema.. you name it, 1 in 4 peoples face is lit by a fucking big flat phone, while they scratch around on their flat screen to check their faceache updates.. while their partners sit staring into space next to them.. do they have any idea how pathetic that looks!?
CNUTS

i do this

i do this

Great top tip in this month's Viz:

iPhones make ideal iPads for midgets.

iphone users!

+1

Plus anyone who 'loves gadgets' and has to have the latest versions. Get a proper hobby.

Like bikes? Get a fucken car. Bikes are for children

Plus anyone who 'loves gadgets' and has to have the latest versions. Get a proper hobby.

+1

Being at work in a bike shop on a saturday whens the suns out.

Bikes are NOT gadgets. They are contraptions.

Personal transport for fuckwits.

Birmingham*

It's like a whole city made up of the Elephant and Castle.

Lol, I know what you mean. Theyve gotten rid of most of the elephant & castley bits now though changing the main parts of the city centre into the new architectural fad of big shopping centres with green glass which look like a google sketchup drawing.

London is a great capital city so its hard for anything to match things there.

best of two turds

iphone users!

+motherfucking 1

I also hate how people live through their fucking cameraphones these days, you go to gig, and cant see the fucking stage as EVERYONE down the front is watching the show through their own private shitty little screen, FUCK OFF! cant you live in the fucking moment you inconsiderate little pricks? I even went to the RFH last night to see a Chris Cunningham AV show, and there were people sitting there taking photos of the projection screens. whatthemotherfuckingfuck?!

iphone users!
theatre, gigs, comedy nights, cinema.. you name it, 1 in 4 peoples face is lit by a fucking big flat phone, while they scratch around on their flat screen to check their faceache updates.. while their partners sit staring into space next to them.. do they have any idea how pathetic that looks!?
CNUTS

a-fucking-men!

have a fucken cry.

fucking crybabies

ooooh, some fucken taxi fucken cut me up.... oooh, im so fucken angry and sad and angry.

harden the fuck up!

fucken little girls.

Ha! Balki finally lets slip the mask of niceness. About time too.

Im tired of hearing this shit Will...

+motherfucking 1

I also hate how people live through their fucking cameraphones these days, you go to gig, and cant see the fucking stage as EVERYONE down the front is watching the show through their own private shitty little screen, FUCK OFF! cant you live in the fucking moment you inconsiderate little pricks? I even went to the RFH last night to see a Chris Cunningham AV show, and there were people sitting there taking photos of the projection screens. whatthemotherfuckingfuck?!

I don't think you understand. These people need to show everybody on facebook what they've been doing all day, everyday.

Facebook is serious business!

"Just to prove that they really existed"

The Kinks - People take pictures of each other