I hate

More cowbell

x2 on that, let us sleep!

the guy tells me his wife is deaf and I ask if he is sure she is not blind instead and not see the time in her watch

This is a brilliant

My neibhour above who got a eDrum and still playing the same patterns in his pads for almost a year.

My poor parents/brother/neighbours had to put up with me learning the drums on a full, non electric kit. For literally a decade. Can't wait to buy my niece and nephew their first drum kit/violin/french horn.

Well this one escalated pretty quick. As someone that does have children and does find it tough at times for all the obvious reasons I still feel that @dancing james has at least a bit of a point, even if some of the comparisons could do with a little refinement. Is that bad?

Drum teacher here, get me in touch, I’ll help break through to some new rhythmic horizons for both of you.

Etc.

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That’s not a real horse. I can see the pixels.

It is high though

You shouldn’t give drugs to animals smdh

Tho lol I did once get a large flock of waterfowl quite stoned, forgot about that

All this time you've been telling yourself the sex was consensual?

Contrary to my northern roots, I would not fuck a duck

A swan, on the other hand

“Norfolk ‘n’ chance” as a pun. It makes no sense. What is “Norfolk and chance” supposed to mean?

Surely, for all that is holy, the pun should be “Norfolk Enchants”. It’s a slogan that makes sense while maintaining the joke.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

My fantasy sports teams are always called "Norfolk Enchants"
Coolest of stories, Broseph.

Which is good and correct, my fair Bromeo.

Most of the team names in our 5-a-side league have been heinous puns, often based on player names.

We did have one season where Inter MyNan and Inter MyGran signed up independently. That was a hell of a derby match.

Otherwise it's the usual shit names (including Norfolk'n'chance).

FFSake, Deco and the Bunnymen, Kiss My Pass, Carl Marks, Berocca Juniors, Unathletico Madrid, etc.

Berocca Juniors and Inter mygran

Class!

The late Barry Cryer, on ISIHAC on BBCR4, used the correct version; 'Norfolk 'n' good'.

I love that that's a global phenomenon that happens in 5 a side leagues all over the world, in all languages. Pun team names will never die

“Wear the fox hat”

Oh my god yes.
"With that being said, let's get into it."

I assume this is common parlance in that there America.

Suffolk and what?

why add a 1 to the end of the name

that way your score would always be at least 10
Accrington stanley who are theys 1 0 - Other shit team name 2