I hate

Nick Griffin can't be too angry.. They were probably British eggs..

stupid bike shops that decide to post something a week after you paid. bastards!

shit, just noticed a 6-10 business day wait. cunts!!

I hate the one that will be working outside my house from now until October.

Why do they do it at 4:00am@??

taking my eyes off the traffic for one second to flip a very satisfactory bird at some twat on a motorbike, and ending up in the back of the car in front of me. fail. although somehow landed on my feet, god knows how i unclipped to manage that. win!

Flash mobs. They're over. They've been over since I heard about them 5 years ago in NYC. I'm not cool enough to be ahead of the curve so by the time I find out about anything, it's over. The T-Mobile one in Picadilly was cool but now I've seen two more, by different groups. Stop making them.

And THE RAIN! Screw off, England! I have to bike to Ruislip! Oh wait, it's over again. Oh wait, no it's not! Grrrrr!

taking my eyes off the traffic for one second to flip a very satisfactory bird at some twat on a motorbike, and ending up in the back of the car in front of me. fail. although somehow landed on my feet, god knows how i unclipped to manage that. win!

But did you laugh at yourself? At that point that's all you can do.

But did you laugh at yourself? At that point that's all you can do.

damn right i did...i was pretty impressed with my unintentional bicycle ballet...some guy on a bike behind me even clapped!

I'm not cool enough to be ahead of the curve so by the time I find out about anything, it's over.

Like fixed gear bikes? ;-)

tee eff elle

Never seen so many moody bastards in my life. Okay so your journey to work was bad. That's what happens when you rely on someone else. Want to be ontime? Get a bike.

I hate it when a friend in need flops on your couch for 'just two days', they stay for five, you've listened to their moany shit the whole time while they get paralytic on red wine, you've helped them find a flat (and a fucking job, FFS!?!) then they fuck off to said new flat without doing their dishes or tidying up before leaving... I just fucking hate people... And my flatmate, cuz he's a fucking idiot... I need to move out so bad... Far, far away...
And the taxman, of course... Again...

Hey, people in the Big Brother house, SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!!

I hate you.

@teens, you live and learn, man.

ups, press the fucking buzzer, its simpler then filling out the "we missed you" note.

I hate that I am genuinely contemplating throwing myself through the office window.

Could you land next to your bike Balki? That would look so cool on the poster?

A bike next to a giant pizza? When are you starting to take the pics anyway, Will?

I've already started. Too late to draw those bedroom curtains now 'dimple boy'.

Dimple boy? Whats that mean? Anyway, we had a deal... Im a man of my word*

*reserves right to reneg on word.

If the word of which you are a man is 'reneg' you might think about buying a dictionary, dimples.

Im tempted to call typo... but that would be lying.

Whats all this dimple business?

the "simple sun" TV ad... I mean seriously,... someone spent money making that??

stoopid.

@ Blaki just my little joke

No... thats you preying on my insecurities.

A little joke is:

What kind of bees produce milk?

Boobees!

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