I hate

my neighbours shitty pseudo techno that sounds like a fucked version of pac man as I'm trying to sleep.

cunts cunts cunts cunts.
i swear I'm gonna get such a revenge tmw morning. cunts.

FUCK ME its gotten worse, its like some jackass is trying to mix stuff next door, fucking idiots.

I hate stupid f-ing skinny cyclists.

Because of tosspieces like this one, I have to order my cycling jerseys in an XXL. That's right - DOUBLE XL!

I've been a medium for the past 6 years and now I've started cycling seriously I'm suddenly a fat bastard.

What the fuck...?

interesting design that one though, pattern looks like two nipples and a bunch of moles.

Daz white.

Actually I'm growing more concerned about the RPG launcher in the background...

Although maybe he should get some of those moles checked out.

I hate haters

I hate haters

I hate reposts.

Ah fuck.. I've condemned myself now.

I hate having to read 17 pages of haters' postings in order to avoid reposting

I hate people who don't commit to doing this properly.

I hate hippies.

I hate hippies too.

I hate...

Fricking scooters, especially when you get stuck behind one who thinks he can weave through traffic then can't fit through leaving you wedged between a bus and a lorry!

fucking amen to that.

Hate is a bit strong for this one but I'm slightly puzzled by the vast number of people on my facebook age and various other forums getting excited about the new iphone. IT'S A FUCKING PHONE FOR FUCKSAKE.

Does it allow me to phone people - check
Does it allow me to text people - check
Does it have a few games to entertain me while I take a dump - check

Surely that is all that is required. Can people really not live their lives fully without being connected to facebook, twitter, ebay, their email and whatever other websites tickle their fancy 24 hours a day?

I often post here whilst taking a dump.
The iClone's new DumpMode with Grunt Silence Technology and anti-constipation-shake makes my life complete.

i feel better now.

Hate is a bit strong for this one but I'm slightly puzzled by the vast number of people on my facebook age and various other forums getting excited about the new iphone. IT'S A FUCKING PHONE FOR FUCKSAKE.

Does it allow me to phone people - check
Does it allow me to text people - check
Does it have a few games to entertain me while I take a dump - check

Surely that is all that is required. Can people really not live their lives fully without being connected to facebook, twitter, ebay, their email and whatever other websites tickle their fancy 24 hours a day?

How else would they be able to take part in anti-consumerist discussions if their phone isn't capable of internet browsing?

I hate that my landlord won't let me pay the rent with excuses.

I hate that my credit card company won't let me pay the bill with excuses.

I hate that my phone company won't let me pay the bill with excuses.

Most of all i hate....excuses.

jackhammers

jackhammers

I hate the one that will be working outside my house from now until October.

I hate all the arse stain cyclists on the roads this morning without some sort of fender or mudguard set-up. Just because they don't mind arriving at work with a massive brown shit stain all the way up their backs doesn't mean I want to arrive with one on my face, now get out of my way you evans bell-end knob faced nodders!

@JDB maybe they're concerned about the negative aesthetic effect it will have on their beloved Pinnacle?

I hate Nick Griffin and the BNP.

Getting hit by eggs and crying, what a little bitch. Next time someone SHOULD throw a brick and give him something to complain about