I hate

I thought you were going to throw yourself out of the window? Well, we're waiting....

I hate it when a friend in need flops on your couch for 'just two days', they stay for five, ...

You had it lucky, I had some one crash on my couch and stayed for 6 months.
Then my parents split up, and my dad took the couch for 7.

I thought you were going to throw yourself out of the window? Well, we're waiting....

It was just a cry for help... like that time I washed down 15 diazepam with a bottle of Famous Grouse.

...actually, in hindsight I did that because it was Saturday.

make sure you land on someone, for the comedy aspect

I hate it when a friend in need flops on your couch for 'just two days', they stay for five, you've listened to their moany shit the whole time while they get paralytic on red wine, you've helped them find a flat (and a fucking job, FFS!?!) then they fuck off to said new flat without doing their dishes or tidying up before leaving... I just fucking hate people... And my flatmate, cuz he's a fucking idiot... I need to move out so bad... Far, far away...
And the taxman, of course... Again...

move in with Fiddy and me.. its the future

After university I moved in with my girlfriend's mother (and her sister and brother though my GF didn't live there) for a couple of weeks while I found somewhere to live. I stayed for five years.
During that time we moved house and a new room had to be built to accommodate me, me and the girlfriend split up, her sister and then her brother moved out and her mother found a new boyfriend. It was seeing him naked in the hall one night that finally made me realise it was time to leave.

make sure you land on someone, for the comedy aspect

Dude, I could hardly stand up.

It was seeing him naked in the hall one night that finally made me realise it was time to leave.

They probably planned that.

After university I moved in with my girlfriend's mother (and her sister and brother though my GF didn't live there) for a couple of weeks while I found somewhere to live. I stayed for five years.
During that time we moved house and a new room had to be built to accommodate me, me and the girlfriend split up, her sister and then her brother moved out and her mother found a new boyfriend. It was seeing him naked in the hall one night that finally made me realise it was time to leave.
that shit is fucked up

After university I moved in with my girlfriend's mother (and her sister and brother though my GF didn't live there) for a couple of weeks while I found somewhere to live. I stayed for five years.
During that time we moved house and a new room had to be built to accommodate me, me and the girlfriend split up, her sister and then her brother moved out and her mother found a new boyfriend. It was seeing him naked in a mirror one night that finally made me realise it was time to leave.

Now thats the truth.

You need a hand? Me and Will could get a leg each and toss you out the window???

I hate that clients think it's OK not to pay you on time... I hate getting overdraft charges because I haven't been paid on time by my clients... I hate getting texts at 7am from T-Mobile telling me that my direct debit has failed when the money doesn't go out of my account for another two weeks which then incurs overdraft charges because my clients haven't paid me on time... When will it end? teenslain is not a happy bunny this morning... Back on the fags... :/

It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate; it takes guts to be gentle and kind…

Etc.

It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate; it takes guts to be gentle and kind…

Etc.

Right up Will's street. and mine.

Right up Will's street. and mine.

You are princes among men, in that case.

You are princes among men, in that case.

Yeh Wills and Harry unfortunately.

I blame the gene pool.

Mmmm; given that we have different fathers....

damn right i did...i was pretty impressed with my unintentional bicycle ballet...some guy on a bike behind me even clapped!

Sweet. Good to know you've brightened up a few peoples' lives.

Like fixed gear bikes? ;-)

haha! Yeah, you know, I wouldn't even be riding fixed if I hadn't accidentally purchased a fixed/fixed set of wheels. Actually, now it appears that they were fixed/free but someone had put a lock ring on the free side. Well, I like fixed now, so fuck it.

I hate waiting for the post when you want something to come.

I hate, more than ANYTHING in the world, Steve Fucking Newman!

jo whiley

wingers

Broken collar bones

Not being able to ride for a month (at least)