The Ultimate Brakeless/Front/Rear/How many brakes? thread

too late...

epic film.
op is an epic fool.

Weightless is the new Brakeless, innit bruv?

Move to Neptune

massive gravitational pull Balki, he would be the size of a tea cup

Dunno what all the fuss is about. I didn't fit bars till after I'd got the hang of turning.

Be kind to the poor chap. Clearly, he has misunderstood what fixed bikes are about. It is perfectly in order and sensible to go brakeless before learning how to skid. Fixed bikes are not for riding in these circumstances but for wheeling around hipster-rich locations such as Shorditch and Hoxton (or ShoHo as I gather they are now calling it) in the mode of the Daddy of all Hipsters, our own dear Teenslain.

Dunno what all the fuss is about. I didn't fit bars till after I'd got the hang of turning.

Nice.

move to Norfolk?

They do have gravity in Norfolk, you know. You're getting it mixed up with a healthy gene pool.

What's all the fuss about? If he just went faster he could accelerate out of any situation.

I was brakeless before I learnt to skid and I was doing it 48x15

Leave the cunt alone.

anyone that rides brake-less in London is a fucking prick.

does anyone else have deja vu?

Anyone can skid on grass and gravel, dont ride brakeless if you cant skid on the road!

Someone feel free to delete this thread. Unless you want to keep it for prosperity... :)

Your thread will never enrich anyone.

Damned on two counts:

Fuckwit: Check
Illiterate:* Check.*

Exactly. You would have to sell it for prosperity

It's like doing a poo without taking your trousers down first.

It's like doing a poo without taking your trousers down first.

I learned that bastard the hard way.

I just stuck a tube up my bum and led it down my trouser leg, so i leave a little brown trail wherever i go.

Or it's just like taking a poo ( a real messy one ) and then realizing you have no toilet paper are locked out and have no money.

Or it's like writing a really dumb post on these forums, thinking twice about hitting the submit button, then hitting it anyway, then very quickly, becoming painfully aware, that you're nothing more than a very small, and insignificant turd.

In fact it's exactly like that.

lulz

OK, so I've utfs and, instead of starting a new thread, I've found and tacked my question on this one.

Here's my dilemma. I only did a skid once and that was mostly by accident. At the moment I'm running with a front brake. Does the collective intelligence that is londonfgss.com think that if I htfu and remove the aforementioned brake I will learn to skid properly and quicker than if I leave the brake on?

I also have no foot retention and don't wear a helmet.

Thanks in advance.

I see what you're doing there...

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i cant believe it took so long for someone to correct "prosperity". what a mug this odee is