The Ultimate Brakeless/Front/Rear/How many brakes? thread

Its just like sticking your cock up someone's arse wthout checking to see if they've got a willy in front.

bites tongue

Its just like putting your wifes knickers on without checking she's left the front door yet

Its like putting on your wifes knickers and noticing that they are y-fronts and wondering where you've gone wrong

I'm keeping my mouth shut on this one

Is that right?

Do you wear a helmet?

i think i found his helmet

Its just like drinking a pint of Guinness without checking to se it's settled properly.

There's fuck all wrong with that.

Its like putting on your wifes knickers and noticing that they are y-fronts and wondering where you've gone wrong

There's fuck all wrong with.. oh..

There's fuck all wrong with that.

Bullshit Hippy... its fucking guiness.

^ Philistine beer drinking Ausso, to be expected

for the love of tynan!

Tepid cack.... tastes like someone strained a lager throug an ashtray.

This is just like jumping into a bath without putting your elbow in the water to see if it's not too hot.

i got for the teabagging method, a quick plunge and i can sing the temperature in deg C

Tepid cack.... tastes like someone strained a lager throug an ashtray.

Noooo, don't let Jonny catch you insulting Guinesss. (This could get messy....)

It's almost as bad as starting a thread without UTFS first........... almost

Bullshit Hippy... its fucking guiness.

I don't give a fuck. If I'm thirsty unsettled is just fine.

^ Awesome beer drinking Ausso, his cock is massive but that's to be expected

Struth.

I hate how when you put your foot in a too hot bath, it takes about a second to feel the pain, but you know it's coming.

I realise that that was a horribly structured sentence and that it should have gone in 'I Hate' anyway by the way.

Noooo, don't let Jonny catch you insulting Guinesss. (This could get messy....)

too late...

Calm down, no need for that type of language.

Fuck off newbie.

has no-one suggested only riding on the grass?

could save a lot of blushes

has no-one suggested only riding on the grass?

could hit a lot of bushes

fixed

Skidding on grass is dangerous.I broke a rib that way.

It was all right because I couldn't feel the pain due to how incredibly drunk I was.

So, odee - ride only on grass, pissed as a smurf. You'll be fine.

Boom!

so we have fixed his resistance problem... good team work lads.

now he has an issue with gravity.. this could prove tougher

move to Norfolk?

Ride on grass, pissed, IN SPACE.