The Ultimate Brakeless/Front/Rear/How many brakes? thread

where do i apply for thread content permission?

You don't have to; if you just UTFS you'll find the thread you thought you needed to create already exists.

In Malta the government bought in drink driving laws- to almost universal resistance.

The punters wanted to drive to the bar, the bar owner wanted the punter to drive to his premise.

Essentially what happened was that the island adopted a new policy- drink driving was fine, but if you have a crash and you have had a drink then it is your fault.

This extends to (for example) you having a half a pint, then being T-boned by another vehicle driven by a blind lunatic whilst you are parking.

It's still your fault as you had a drink before the crash.

I'm sorely disappointed that this thread isn't called 'Brakelewes'.

Oh, merged already.

In Malta the government bought in drink driving laws- to almost universal resistance.

The punters wanted to drive to the bar, the bar owner wanted the punter to drive to his premise.

Essentially what happened was that the island adopted a new policy- drink driving was fine, but if you have a crash and you have had a drink then it is your fault.

This extends to (for example) you having a half a pint, then being T-boned by another vehicle driven by a blind lunatic whilst you are parking.

It's still your fault as you had a drink before the crash.

Jeez. Bet that makes a Maltese cross.

I'm back and Kronenbourg says merge time.

Jeez. Bet that makes a Maltese cross.

Pushing him down a hill usually works.

Hang on, that's not quite right.

I'm back and Kronenbourg says merge time.

Is there malt in that?

But sans alcool = sans hippy

You tease. :)

^ I like that stuff.

I'm going to get another one now.

Which reminds me, I need to order some of this stuff:

Yuck. At least put some 'alcool' in it

Defeats the object somewhat

Defeats the object somewhat

(I hope to use a variant of this phrase in May 2011)

Is there any alkohool free/low ledded beverage on the market that doesn't taste like a croc of racoon's piddle water?

The Erdinger is very nice, the Becks is acceptable, best one I find is the Bitburger.

Lime & Soda
Bundaberg ginger beer
Pepsi Max

cup of tea

Tea causes AIDS

shit

Actually, Tetley really causes death..
http://www.hindustantimes.com/Tetley-accused-of-rights-violation/Article1-606605.aspx

Who the hell drinks tea without rum in it anyway? Must make breakfast bloody dull.

^ Electric Tea aka Herbatka z prądem

Where the fuck is St-Omer anyway?